i mean it's probably accurate but a lot of these are gonna be accurate on some level or another. anyway now that i'm here hi

i fell down the stairs last night and it was painful but it got funny after

because a combination of being like, scared by the fall and unable to move easily bc of pain/being in a narrowish space, plus my brother and partner both rushing out of their rooms in front of me and behind me just, somehow triggered panicking deer brain mode in me and i freaked out and was like IM FINE PLEASE DONT COME NEAR ME and had to sit down

bc i straight up almost fainted from the stress?

bodies are so fucking stupid lol

why does everyone else get like, sweet or sassy or fierce added on and im just like. flying squirrel. fuck you you get NO personality trait like damn ok bitch!!!!

flying is a personality trait-

doubt dot jpg

nkjnsf what a night bodies are so dumb

also I got this one

awww happy hamster :3 i love a hamster

it's a very cute option!! though I like that it's called happy yet has cynical as a trait

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