Imagine receiving a letter from your gastroenterologist written in such a way that for fleeting moment you believe there's a factory recall on your large intestine.
This is not the case. I am just being told that one year post surgery I need to go in for a look see.
Still.
ohhhh my god thank you for posting this, this is so fucking funny
I would have thought the same damn thing
listen, I know the surgeon cut part of my intestine and then reconnected it. I have no idea how he did that. maybe there's been a factory recall on intestine glue.