Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
[stupid] Theory: Charlie Brown & the other characters in Peanuts are, in fact, elves
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Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
Charles Schulz wrote the strip for 49 years. Every calendar year, each holiday occurs.
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
therefore we know 49 years have passed for the characters
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
in the earliest strips in 1951-52; Schroeder is too young to speak, Lucy is a toddler, & the others are in school
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Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
yet as time passes, these age differences between Lucy & Schroeder vs Charlie Brown, Shermy, Violet, & Patty (the original four characters) are minimized
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
this leads to only one possible conclusion, which also explains Charlie Brown's ennui... they're elves, or some other extremely long-lived race, with a childhood more than 50 years long.
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
十六茶
9 months ago
what do your elf eyes see, charlie brown
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
exactly
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
in other news I've been reading v1 & v2 of The Complete Peanuts & while I thought I had read all the early stuff before, I had not
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
other collections leave a lot out, because it's 1952 before Snoopy gets thought bubbles of his own, & for the first year & a half Charlie Brown is a rambunctious prankster
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
the strip doesn't feel like itself until Lucy shows up. Lucy & Charlie Brown, even when Lucy is like 3, immediately have that Bossy vs Wishy-Washy vibe that totally defines the tone
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
also, many years before the Peanuts theme was composed...
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/UGf1rNzq8RmUGjPXvZUbm.png
Rainin' Clowns
9 months ago
is apparently where the Snoopy Dance comes from
tohsaka
9 months ago
...go on
bean check
9 months ago
....that music reference is peak schulz
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