[TMI but it's funny] so I'm just trying to stretch out and lounge, relax a bit after a week. Decided to sit on the floor all wrapped up in my blanket. And everything is going so well
But ya see friends I forget
I have a pointy ass. A negative ass if you will
So I went to stand up and my legs were like
So about your pointy ass and circulation
Needless to say it was a hilarious struggle as my noodle legs tried to find themselves again. I JUST WANTED TO lounge, be chill
MY HUBRIS .. MY ASS HUBRIS
... I'm going to go back to it because this sign won't stop me because I can't read
oh RIP your right angle
Sjdjdhd RIP MY -45 DEGREES there's no cush on the tush
rip to your nonbutt
ALAS my lack of ass, here trying to make sure I eat shit, and make my legs give out fast (I TRIED TO RHYME AND FAILED)
Cushless tushless