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NTS: do those tag-ins u wanna do 
OH NOTE TO DONNIE CR: he will NOT be using his ninpo
until otherwise stated
valid of him
ninpo break
he wont need ninpo anyway he just needs to let his big brother carry him around in a corgi backpack
this is both a privilege and a punishment
how long until he gets too annoyed to suffer this punishment-
oh this is a RAPH decision not a donnie decision LMAO
donnie does not get a say
Donnie buddy baby
he's Unwell
leo playing morio kart with him and putting up a good fight but still letting don win
any other person: have you guys considered talking about your problems
don: no
leo: what problems
don: no
leo: what problems
exactly 
lmao casey is literally telling april GURL HE IS FUCKED UP RN
brace yourself
OKAY IM BACK FOR MORE TAGGING I KNOW IT'S LATE i had
to take a break to play a Video Game
because i did so many chores today (taxes!! grocery! laundry!!!) i had to reward myself with ff14 and then a lil shooty game also
time well wasted
good nods sagely
yeah april is draggin ur ass to therapy donnie you no longer have a say 
...also does donnie's ominous dental chair have obvious straps
nope
ok im still doin donnie tags from event but i wanna tag into things as an alive boy now B| DOING BOTH
DO IT i wanna stalk everything
I got distracted with trying to figure out my new schedule and thought this whole time I'd replied to donnie but I haven't and that is a crime I will rectify now
NOT A CRIME
BUT I WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT SPACE TAGS
that's... reassuring..
i will do TLs for april, raph, leo, and rue BUT i'm gonna be doing a log and also hitting up other people a bit later 
oh christ that tag 
IM WEAK TO BEST FRIENDS IN THE SAME BED, HOLDING HANDS AND WHISPERING IN THE DARK TO EACH OTHER
I LOVE THE IMAGERY
...are you. weak to april waking up to someone sliding into bed with him and immediately attempting violence because--
with her*
LMFAO
I MEAN
WOULD IT BE ROTTMNT IF TENDER MOMENTS DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY GET TURNED INTO JOKES
NOPE
she's a new york gal absolutely gonna brain random bed intruders with a bat!! but I suspect it'll get very unjokey once she realises who it is lmfao
"POV me beating you to death for getting in my bed like a freak until i realize you are my revived from the dead little brother"
kdlfSDKLFJ
HEY AT LEAST HE'S NOT LIKE, SPOONING. HE JUST WANTS BLANKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
why tf we gotta go to work and earn money
it fuckin sucks!!
it sure does!!!
i wanna get rich so i can pay all my friends to play with me instead
i wanted to do some cloud tags but i need to go to sleep ,-_- i probaby won't be able to tag during work either
fuck my stupid baka life
tomorrow is another day we will all wait joyfully
it took me an hour and a half to drive home from work today because traffic was that heinous
and only until just now to unwind from that bc i was having some very dark thoughts in that car
anyway perfect mindset for cloud tags i think
oof... im sorry for traffic woes...
and then sinuses put me in bed coma all day yesterday 
i was awake for like 3 hours total
i was awake for like 3 hours total
called into work and didn't even get to rp
now i am at work and still so very tired
work sleep
i can't i have federal deadlines to meet 
godspeed 
oh no that sucks so much
betrayal
the downside of memory shenanigans. miniroth likes this tinier version of cloud.
LMFAO you were way cooler when you were less traumatized and amnesiac
zack: ok but hes way hotter when he's bossy
tinyroth prefers one in his age range ;;
i mean 
very reasonable
very reasonable
you cannot have his boyfriend!! 
he just wants the little one!!!!!!
yeah Zack can have the bigger, meaner one coc
half of me playing sorey is just trying to figure out if he's gonna know what a word means 
I'VE LOOKED UP SO MANY ETYMOLOGY SITES LATELY
lmao... fucking archaeologists
look
it's either this or i go find the game scripts and word search for like, "alien" and try to see if they use it in a similar context to our modern understanding
aka what i do tbh
(i am not recommending anyone do what i do)
I DON'T WANNA DO THAT /THROWS A FIT
THAT'S EXHAUSTING
babe I'll leave it up to you if that wisp goes anywhere--if Leo can't be found in Donnie's memory trap it'll probably just bob there uncertainly and go poof after a little bit
o7
fucking lost it ZENOS GET OUT
LMAOOOOOOO
HEY aziraphale SORRY lmao re: the threesome thread i think i misunderstood the logistics. i assumed aerith was like. UP, like zack was standing and she was UP on his shoulders, please LMK if i got that wrong
me trying to do my own mental gymnastics to try and remember
bro me too
threesome gymnastics live up to the name
oh yeah zack lifted her so her back would be on the wall near the water, shes like backwards sitting on his shoulders kinda? so he can nom on some puss 
I can tweak my tag if needed
no no not needed i just wanted to make sure i understood the blocking
i think it was the "looking up" that would throw anybody off bc shes above all of them but we can do the mental find-replace anyway
xtra trauma for rue 
aaaaa
ITS FINE ITS FINE
AS LONG AS U ARE OK WITH IT
KJ ALWAYS GIVING ME OPPORTUNITIES TO MAKE SHIT UP
I SO AM
THATS CUTE AF
cloud's new game is just making up all kinds of shit about his home to see which ones sharon believes
lobselvith sorry this is like max friendship level with him
lmfao
wait until she throws you into a lake boyo
why have we never done a reincarnated seraph!sorey PSL
idk!! why have we not
i think we've only ever done like the one zestiria psl lol
the berseria one???? no........we must have done more
........I CAN'T THINK OF ANY.....
i cant either lmfao the berseria one is all that comes to mind
historically i have not had many psls with anyone 
in some au out there cloud retains the knowledge you can taste what materia does, and gradually gets the entire party licking them
She’s just gonna be like 
”bro” while simultaneously wondering
”bro” while simultaneously wondering
Hey. Just saying. You have a BFF that turns into a black chocobo. That can walk on water.
And climb mountains like they're a wheelchair accessible ramp
YEAH BUT...... DOES HE WANT TO RIDE AND/OR PET HIS VAMPIRE FRIEND .......
i think cloud would enter vincent into a gold saucer race.
zack like "idk man i rode him once and it was kind of peak, try it at least once"
zack: i rode him once
cloud:
cloud:
many conflicting emotions
"....how do you mean exactly." "Bareback! 
" "...clarify further.."
" "...clarify further.."
runedwriting: u know what y'all are right. CLOUD STRIFE? from the seventh finale fantasied? absolutely would ride vincent the chocobo
pit him against his thoroughbred gold bird.
if u don't think cloud is balls to the wall insane about the spreadsheets he made to breed that fuckn bird,
fill their property with animals, cloud gets his beautiful flawless gold and zack gets his freak of a clone dog
i assume he was at LEAST as neurotic as i was. and continue to be in places like palworld linebreeding the perfect pals
look yes the one you get if you turn in htat flower was gold but it was NOT GOOD ENOUGH of a gold, i wanted FASTER. AND MORE STAMINA. AND ALSO WIN EVERYTHING.
they both have a "i got something to show you" moment and share at the same time
zack: oh!!! chocobo
cloud: what the fuck is that
zack: oh!!! chocobo
cloud: what the fuck is that
chocobo racing and breeding special interest zone for cloud "no bitches" strife (he in fact has more bitches than deserved that he pulled with his autistic swag)
Cloud missed his calling in taking over the chocobreeding monopoly.
you uwant WHAT color bird ? yeah ok give him a bit
this is starting to sound like a drug deal
cloud on the phone: two greens by Tuesday? ... yeah i can get that
the real reason he keeps disappearing in advent children. illicit back alley chocobo sales.
fontech: please cloud like ok..... the dog has wings that's not..... terribis that a human face
if you mistreat his babies he WILL find you.
yeah its my mentors face. idk how to tell you how normal that was at the time i met this thing
it is NOT allowed on the bed. EVER
how can you say no to that face. those. faces.
honestly it looks like it;s fuckin made of metal i dont think it is a cuddler
.... I see I missed a lot since I last commented. Zack, Vincent wants to have a word with you about your phrasing.
zack: i said what i said
Meanwhile I am also imagining Vincent showing up and 'I thought you said you wanted to prove chocobos can run over water to Sharon'
'at what point does that require you get on'
somebody has to DRIVE, vincent, thats how chocobos work
Oh that's cute Zack thinks he was the one who had the reins on his bareback ride.
:|
chocobo race chocobo race
look cloud doesn't need to prove anything to sharon but that WILL be the excuse he uses
comatoseroses HOW DO YOU DO THIS
BIG BROTHER LOVE IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
no one does guilt like a parental figure who shouldnt be
DONATELLO MUST PAY HIS PENANCE (suffer the mortifying ordeal of being loved)
ppl: yelling at donnie doesn't seem to do anything!!! he's not even sorry!!!
raph: you guys are like little babies, watch this
raph, gently holds brother's face: i just want you to be okay
donnie: /CRAWLS UNDER THE BED TO CRY
oh good april made him feel right at home by choosing violence straight out the gate
look
that is correct
I love this tag I'm giving you. It's probably a good end for the thread, but I love it
that's my baby bird feed me tag emote
except baby bird is horrifying
HEY SPACE WHAT THE FUCK
leo 
baby boy.........
baby boy.........
what are you doing
him panicking and crying ....... that Hurts
that Hurts
who knows how long he stayed down there
STOP THAT
(safeword is: mirage)
ah.....
i think i will do a donnie post....maybe this week
still debating doing a log but i think i'd rather just be like. "he'll be around these places if u wanna jump him" bc i am allergic to doing more logs than absolutely necessary
fair honestly
god same
that's kinda what's been slowing me down so much lately.... just all logs... only logs...
that's kinda what's been slowing me down so much lately.... just all logs... only logs...
no more......
alas....
logs are so difficult to get into I vastly prefer network posts tbh
I vastly prefer network posts tbh
LMBCGFSGO
SLKFJSDF
egg jumpscared me at 6am with a new tag, my hands moved faster than my thoughts could solidify
youre too powerful
leos new familiar form: horrible goose
SPECIFICALLY to use on the twin when he starts getting too secretive again
why doesn't leo have a goose familiar form already
it's perfect
imagine how much more annoying he could be if he could honk
Ok. So.
WHERE IS THAT FROMMMMMM
Gooseyleoi just found it searching goose leonardo
and apparently. other people are on this wavelength
horrible goose leo.........
based
why can't i be home tagging longer stuff i hate phone tagging so much but i wanna tag so bad
i hate phone tagging so much but i wanna tag so bad
four more hours and then driving so more like 5 hours that's too long
that's too long
ayo fontech are u comfortable with me doing some uncle tello assumptions in the scanning thread 
aka it either being in the data or buried somewhere in the terabytes of his journals/notes that he researched interdimensional/time travel but had to abandon it when he hit an insurmountable obstacle
LMVVFAO DANI comatoseroses
it was coldblooded text murder
yeah 100%! go ham ill probably do some stuff too and bounce off whatever you got
o7 idr if it was noted in the cass comics whether or not donnie looked into it before mikey and Leo were talking about time gateway but i figured it would be crazy to think mr science man wouldn't have at least thought about it
feels 1000% on brand yeah
he probably tried all kinds of shit, esp after raph died like. ok whatever the world sucks and OTHER people are dying but- wait wait WAIT BROTHER DIED? BROTHER? MY BROTHER? fuck its personal now
esp since in the timeline ive been rolling with leo lost his arm at the same time raph went awol so like. bad things bingo
for sure 
things got FUCKED FAST tbh
things got FUCKED FAST tbh
ages later epigrammatic donnie told raph that tony suggested pot
raph is just proving that tony had a fair point
raph: THAT RICH GUY TRIED TO GIVE YOU WEED???
don: that's my emotional support drunk uncle mentor figure
don: that's my emotional support drunk uncle mentor figure
i mean if you want drugs-
hey i know a guy with shrooms
donnie is gonna see that guy soon enough-
godspeed to both of them tbh
gonewithouta: SCREAMING HIS LEGACY LIVES ON
donnie thinks about and mentions tony all the time 
he loves that dude
he loves that dude
not me tipping my hand that im tracking the reunion threads- i think u got an html bork on that tag to raph
you got an html-- yeah
I MEAN /whistles innocenetly
DANGIT
tyyyyyyy
we want nothing missing as you flay us with tragic dialogue
LMAO
rest of the cast sittin there with opera glasses
i have so many bells
jingle jangle, we all dance for each other
can't believe I fell asleep right at the start of horrible goose leo
horrible goose leo
become ungovernable
become ungovernable (to annoy donnie specifically)
that's just being a brother
but now he has a special form to take JUST for don
what's more brotherly love than that
don eventually goes back to sciencing and a Goose appears
monitoring
raph walked himself right into that one and is prepared to learn nothing from it rip
goose leo.... no god no king only honk
raph is an angel (who is too comfortable sacrificing himself) who needs therapy
hamato legacy they all fall victim to: the ourobouros of deepest love and sacrifice... someone restrain these kids
draxum would have thought twice if he knew all that shit abt lou 
maybe he should've gotten to know his hero first
maybe he shouldn't have spent so long ogling his abs and used that time to run a background check instead
draxum like dude ooze cant account for generational trauma
just laughing at the mental image of leo pulling down a power point screen of prime era lou jitsu abs with a pointer and glasses, "I mean really who could resist those abs though. Look at 'em. They're beautiful. No notes."
you can fit so much trauma in these bad boys
draxum: who on earth would sacrifice himself so quickly and easily for the sake of their perceived greater good
mikey, tapping his foot like 90s sonic the hedgehog:
mikey, tapping his foot like 90s sonic the hedgehog:
i am sick but i must tag
but i'm NOT
allowed to stay up late tonight
i have to go to work tomorrow and friday so i need to go to bed early and take nyquil etc etc
we must be responsible together egg
I DONT WANNA BE
we must all be strong... 
unfortunately
unfortunately
fuckin.... WORK
govt needs to pay us to stay home and enrich the literary world
"i should be paid to write cloud sucking zacks dick, no i will not elaborate further"
it has value
can you imagine submitting an application for government grant for that
yes
you have to defend it to a review panel
"now, when you say that cloud, erm, fucks zack's dick, what do you mean by that"
me: do you have a projector in here- oh good
send that in to musks 5 things shit
if i could beam it directly into his tapioca pudding brain i would do it until he bled from the nose and died
what a dream