I will start: like a slime mold for Eugenides and Attolia from The Thief and its sequels by Megan Whalen Turner

It is a relationship that nobody from the outside believes, but from the inside, it makes perfect sense

and once you realize what is going on between them, you are like, holy shit,

(friendships / broTPs etc ALSO ACCEPTED)

most of the time my favorite ships lean slime mold

lumieresdedragon honestly slime mold is the best kind