I mean I'm a disaster elf so XD
The first page of his care and feeding manual is just a big drawing of a bottle of chilli oil with arrows pointing at it.
I imagine all of Mag's elf instincts would be saying 'no, no, no, not that one!'
Still HC and clearly we need to make this happen
that or they would be saying "does this disaster necromancer have a carer" and not wait for an answer
maglor, tugging WWX back by the collar "No. Bad."
Keep him from challenging any Mirkwood elves to drinking contests, please.
Or finding out if orcs count as fierce corpses and could therefore be controlled.
Oh man, if they can... Maglor's hunting a group, gets up close to fight them and hears this music. Eery stuff. But while it makes the hair on his neck stand up, it also seems to coincide with the orcs stopping and just... laying down and going still.
Maglor, internally "WTF WTF WTF"
Mags, behead first, freak out second.
And then pounce the surprisingly helpful necromancer third
he says he can multitask XD
Also, wargs would be his own special hell
See how fast he can climb whatever's near him. Tree, cliff, elf
Maglor will happily kill them for him~
It's a great partnership. Wei Ying pacifies the orcs, Maglor kills the wargs.
maglor makes sure wei ying doesn't kill himself doing something stupid, wei ying makes sure maglor doesn't continuously mope
He's got experience with mopers.
He'll keep him busy. Containing a chaos gremlin is a full time job.
lol no time to mope only panic
And if there are any orcs he can't control for reasons, or goblins that come around to make problems, well... there are always the people they've killed to wake up and help.
maglor: NO you LET THEM REST STOP BAD
WWX: Aw, but they’re happy. 😊 Look at them tearing apart those guys.