NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
Shipping who we're signed in as. You get: A disaster necromancer!
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beachcryptid
8 months ago
I mean I'm a disaster elf so XD
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
The first page of his care and feeding manual is just a big drawing of a bottle of chilli oil with arrows pointing at it.
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
>D
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NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
They would be funny.
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
I imagine all of Mag's elf instincts would be saying 'no, no, no, not that one!'
{BG}
8 months ago
XD
{BG}
8 months ago
Still HC and clearly we need to make this happen
beachcryptid
8 months ago
looooooool it's true
beachcryptid
8 months ago
that or they would be saying "does this disaster necromancer have a carer" and not wait for an answer
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
He sure needs one
beachcryptid
8 months ago
maglor, tugging WWX back by the collar "No. Bad."
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
Keep him from challenging any Mirkwood elves to drinking contests, please.
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
Or finding out if orcs count as fierce corpses and could therefore be controlled.
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
Oh man, if they can... Maglor's hunting a group, gets up close to fight them and hears this music. Eery stuff. But while it makes the hair on his neck stand up, it also seems to coincide with the orcs stopping and just... laying down and going still.
beachcryptid
8 months ago
sfcASKCKJSHG
beachcryptid
8 months ago
Maglor, internally "WTF WTF WTF"
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
Mags, behead first, freak out second.
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
And then pounce the surprisingly helpful necromancer third
beachcryptid
8 months ago
he says he can multitask XD
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago @Edit 8 months ago
Also, wargs would be his own special hell
beachcryptid
8 months ago
lol poor WWX
beachcryptid
8 months ago
giant, mean doggies
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
See how fast he can climb whatever's near him. Tree, cliff, elf
beachcryptid
8 months ago
Maglor will happily kill them for him~
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
It's a great partnership. Wei Ying pacifies the orcs, Maglor kills the wargs.
beachcryptid
8 months ago
maglor makes sure wei ying doesn't kill himself doing something stupid, wei ying makes sure maglor doesn't continuously mope
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
He's got experience with mopers.
beachcryptid
8 months ago
he's gonna need it XD
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
He'll keep him busy. Containing a chaos gremlin is a full time job.
beachcryptid
8 months ago
lol no time to mope only panic
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
And if there are any orcs he can't control for reasons, or goblins that come around to make problems, well... there are always the people they've killed to wake up and help.
beachcryptid
8 months ago
maglor: NO you LET THEM REST STOP BAD
NotEnoughCoffee
8 months ago
WWX: Aw, but they’re happy. 😊 Look at them tearing apart those guys.
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