[fortnite] just won a match by default bc our opponents died in the storm after we were busy swapping weapons in a bush to make it lookin like we were jorkin it 
we're mature and trustworthy adults
dont think we can peak after this actually
the way we managed to one up this by spending the match jorking it and then the last person jumped to their death
we didnt deserve either of those wins,
absolutely not
and yet they are yours nonetheless. Applause