GREED doesn't usually sleep and he actually avoids it for the most part unless he has to. So sometimes, he'll just kick up his heels, stretch out on a sofa, and nod off. But it's more like he's half asleep and he can easily come to

HOWEVER given if he's absolutely worn out? He could easily lean over the bar and pass out. In a bed, he's usually sprawled, clutching onto something (or someone) with his legs kicked out ten and two

And if think this man wears pajamas, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA but he's either wearing his leather pants or, more than likely, he's buckass naked just TANGLED in the sheets

omg doesn't greed have a fancy bed and everything? SIR, SLEEP.

ACTUALLY fuck let me dig up his room inspiration. And I know, I know, I used this for Ryslig back in the day but listen. ONCE I SAW IT I was like. Yeah, yeah that fucking fits

look at that, going to waste

so yeah, if they're gonna sleep together, he's getting tied to the bed just so he'll fucking use it

WHEEZE I MEAN don't have to tell him twice

sthdghghfghh

Greed thinking something completely different. A.B.A meanwhile is just like

go the fuck to sleep

she'd be so happy he's doing it so willingly, completely oblivious he's expecting something else. but then she passes out next to him. ...she even takes the blanket while he's tied and can't fight back.

Sir, why do you sleep in a cage

Him, just with that smug, satisfied look on his face. "Well, if that's what the lady wants."

Him after

LMAO

welcome to hell, greed

SicTheWolf NOT THE WHOLE thing is a cage, he just likes the iron frame. It's comfortable, it's stylish, and it comes with its own sets of bonuses

But even the ceiling has bars! (we know what that's for)

what can he say HE IS A MAN of wealth and taste (he isn't he's a piece of shit)

just

there he is

king stupid

no sleeping, he would be too busy cleaning his room for him. no okay so: if it’s cold, he would tuck into his side and half cover them both with a wing, he is a stomach sleeper because of the wings. just immediately stealing the warm spot if he moves. hot out? six feet apart because Greed is a fucking heater but he’d hold onto his claws for the contact

sdbkjsj WHEEZE here comes King Stupid, about do something he probably shouldn't. Just him later on writing a note after A.B.A's fallen asleep

"Note to self: rope isn't what you think it means here."

admit it, he loves the unpredictability though-

it’s not technically “together” but in ryslig when dawn lived in the basement, this is basically how she slept

Wreck It Ralph - Homeless Lady

SKIDS back in here while I have a second between shit at work

accessories CONGRATULATIONS on your living, breathing, artificial space heater. Greed would let him sleep but he'd also gently pluck at those feathers during the night. JUST give 'em a little scratch

Also if he holds his claws he's just going to tuck two of his arms behind his head and stare at the fucking ceiling for a few hours with his tail just softly buzzing off the side of the bed

Gesomon OH NO he'd absolutely fucking love that he'd never quite be able to know what her next move will be. Just lazing about in the door frame. "So are you going to try to kill me again tonight, or can we do things peacefully this time?"

wyndia bfsfjkjaf JUST DAWN sleeping in the fucking basement with the rest of his shit

what I really love about this is that she acts all bossy because she thinks being a homunculus makes her superior to people...but now here's this much older, much more complete homunculus and she....still bosses him around because she has no idea how else to interact with people

tiny stray kitten puffs up and tries to bully a jaguar

I ALSO REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS because he'd just take it. Just with that smarmy, exasperated look on his face. At least he can start to show her what it means to be a homunculus. And if he gets his ass kicked a few times? EH it'd be worth it. He still won't fight her (SORRY A.B.A he's got rules)

but toss him around, bite him, yell at him. He'd just be like: "So, what's it gunna be today, sweetheart?"

And if a lamp comes flying at his head, well. He's got the 'Shield for that

...on one hand, it's not like she likes fighting, so his rules work in her favor.

......on the other, she can't help but feel insulted >:T

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL but yeah, yeah FAIR .,..

He'll call her toots once and get his ass beat

he will absolutely regret that

sir there's been a fucking murder in the bar

something about digging holes turned her into a little gremlin. she was very happy with the basement.