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♠ GREED
9 months ago
SEE I should be getting ready to pass the fuck out but the thing is
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♠ GREED
9 months ago
The floor is ice and I am just like WHAT IF I ... wait just a little bit longer
♠ GREED
9 months ago
Me getting ready each night as I press as little of my feet against the floor as possible: fuck shit fuck ass fuck fuck ass shit
♠ GREED
9 months ago
sticking my head under the faucet to rinse out my hair: mother fucking ass ass fuck
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♠ GREED
9 months ago
My lullaby is a constant string of expletives before fucking LEAPING into bed and throwing as many blankets over my ass as possible
♠ GREED
9 months ago
(this is me, doing exactly what I said I would, and holding out just a little while longer before I gotta go do the do and go the fuck to sleep)
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
9 months ago
WHEEZE. what a mental image
FANGS N' CLAWS
9 months ago
a cold tony leaping through the air...
♠ GREED
9 months ago
DrFishbone
bsdkjg WELCOME TO my evening routine of just SWEARING in the bathroom, then SWEARING across the hallway, and more SWEARING as I bury myself in blankets
♠ GREED
9 months ago
love_letters
a single frozen man dodging cats and tossing his leather jacket onto the table at the foot of the bed just: FUCK ...
FANGS N' CLAWS
9 months ago
see this is why you have to bring a blanket to roll out as a rug path
♠ GREED
9 months ago
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT FUCK
♠ GREED
9 months ago
big fucking brain move just SKID across the hall on it so I don't have to touch the fucking ice floor
♠ GREED
9 months ago
SIGHS all right I've fucked off long enough
♠ GREED
9 months ago
Time for the serenade of swears to begin
i think
9 months ago
this is why i don’t like getting out of bed if it’s cold
i think
9 months ago
bed is warm and toasty, outside is not.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
9 months ago
YOU NEED RUGS
♠ GREED
9 months ago
WE HAVE SOME RUGS BUT
i think
9 months ago
RUGS DON’T MAKE THE AIR LESS COLD
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
9 months ago
BUT THEY MAKE THE FLOOR MORE TOLERABLE
ᴇʏᴇʙʀᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴ
9 months ago
fish is right
♠ GREED
9 months ago
THIS IS VERY TRUE just gunna start covering the whole upstairs in various rugs so I can leap from one to the other as I swear from the bathroom
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
9 months ago
the floor is LAVA
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
9 months ago
(except the floor is ice)
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