It's Snakesgiving night and I went to dry off the rats and

my fucking finger when inside one

I just stared for a second and just hissed

"FUCKING GROSS .."

rip.................

hooboy

did. did you warm it already at least.

Anyway that's how this Monday night is going

YEAH THANK SHIT it was already warm but

welp

GENTLY inhales

i fed Nixie yesterday and i didn't have a mishap like that -- instead she struck so ferociously that she knocked her cork log into her (freshly cleaned) water dish

then rattled angrily at me when i decided to change it again.

SNAKES MAN

i was like 'sorry, jeez, you can eat, it's okay'

LMAO

SO SHOCKED she rattled at me

'you are such a ferocious little corn yes you are!'

I SWEAR every time we feed them they're like: "Thanks, let me shit on all the cleaning you did as a show of my love."

LMAO

basically

I LOVE WHEN CORN SNAKES RATTLE

it's adorable, they think they are so scary

(they are not)

Look at you, trying to be big and scary. Yeah, yeah, I know. Big tough shoe lace you are, I'm shakin' in my boots

I'm glad this happened right before I'm trying to write some spicee tags and I'm like

AH hold that thought, I just SHOVED MY FINGER into a defrosted rat

But SUCCESS everyone ate, no ball pythons refused their meals thank god

today i learned corn snakes rattle what the fuck that's so cute

IT'S SO CUTE

My old girl only did it on occasion, but my step dad accidentally dropped her little rock hut on her once while I was out of the country. And she?

She never forgot

Oh no, that had to be miserable

Holy shit

Just buzzed at him and every time he'd apologize for dropping her house on her

But the buzzing continued

omg

i was curious about The Horrors but now i learned something adorable

sometimes pet snake life is simply some slightly exploded rat guts 😔 just how it be

falsiloquence I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A SNAKE MAN what kind do ya got? And never mind the stars, the SNAKES ARE ALIGNED

SPRINKLES ... omg

Hognose snakes are so fucking cute

RUBS FACE GOD I LOVE HOGNOSES SO FUCKING MUCH they're so friggen excellent

WILL DO once they aren't itching at the glass like: is that perhaps a second round of rat. For us?