i mean. look at him

He may be a piece of shit but he's a charming piece of shit

AT LEAST SOMETIMES ...

SOMETIMES
AND ALSO
HES HOT

A bit, not that he'd ever willingly admit it

I mean.. let me just gesture vaguely at this thread

love_letters HE DOES admit, he has a pretty handsome face

rollerdragon sbdkgj GREED JUST slowly and surely sliding up into Law's personal space JUST NEED to say the word not like he'll deny him

accessories LISTEN let him show his man everything that real want looks like. Hell, he'll even stay the night (ok listen he was going to anyway LET'S BE REAL HERE). Just let him whisper terrible nothings in the morning and he'll make good on his side of the deal

Namely trying his best to make breakfast and fucking failing at it. Coffee? Easy

Cooking? May kill a man

only his shield face

WOW

WOW just coming into HIS HOUSE with his excellent face and all you want is the 'Shield. HE SEES HOW IT IS

it's cooler!

Greed just:

sorry greed, maybe embrace your demon face a little more u-u

His life of suffering finally pays off, he’s always wanted to try crunchy pancakes and soggy toast. But he’ll still eat whatever it is and not lodge any formal complaints, his compliments to the chef (who is henceforth barred from the kitchen)

he will never admit it but yes

Gesomon him just putting up the Shield, getting ready for a fight and getting fucking uno reversed

accessories sjsjdhd CRUNCHY PANCAKES all right ya got him there. Maybe some burnt bacon on the side and a pan that looks like it went through all 7 layers of Hell only to get spit back up again

(ok I'm not gunna lie I've done that once and all right this is a quick stupid story before I pass out for ass o'clock tomorrow)

So back when I was smoking actual cigarettes, I once just. Went out onto the balcony while I was cooking a turkey burger (I MAY HAVE TOLD THIS STORY ALREADY but we're hitting the fuck it button tonight)

So I went out and forgot about it. Figured HEY a quick smoke will be fine, what's the worst that could happen

The answer: about an inch of charcoal in what was formally a (and my memory is shit so forgive me if I get the details wrong here) non-stick pan

SicTheWolf C'mere Mur and let him show you a thing or two. Has to make up for having to save his ass right?

ho ho ho ho ;D now that he might just accept