so i dont forget. fortunately i don't have MUCH to consider deeply

for moretta:
- some of eonia know she kills people now. sorry. Break Humans(?). she will debate on how hard she wants to keep in denial about that/whether or not she wants to gaslight them
- BROCADE knows which is worse, actually, because she was already planning on telling him but Not Like This
- brocade bit her up a lot and she accidentally said the L word

- complicated feelings towards both vincent and aloe as well
- ???? felt aggro???? shes still kinda mad about it but unlikely to do anything

azalea:
- shura's everything
- cash losing his shit
- booker storm????????????
- gonna have to come to terms with the fact that she used her Least Used blessing on two people and in front of two others. deeply embarassing and also a pain to explain

broke an aria's nose

felt aggro

God RIGHT. BROKE AN ARIAS NOSE

horny doesn't need to be complica,

BROKE AN ARIAS NOSE

And man, cade has so much to unpack and IT IS GREAT

Luckily. He's just. Oh. Was that the work problem. Are my babies trying to kill each other

Do I need to put them in the timeout bed

(I'm sorry he's like this he will not get better)

YourOverlord: u should talk about this also i want to see it

moonfell: the horny is not the complicated part (it is a little bit. but not for horny reasons. for potential homewrecker reasons)

azalea testimonials also

stares at the ceiling. i havent been able to come back to this at all

i'll try to go down the list beat by beat then

eonia knowing she kills people: SHE'S stressed about it but definitely acting like nothing is wrong and it's debatable whether or not it'll get followed up on bc eonia and fallout ???? Unfortunately being close to home/port manteau heightened that stress a little bit for very specific and not actually eonia-related reasons

- brocade will almost certainly follow up on it at some point because that's the kind of person he is but she was feeling like she was going to have to tell him anyway because 1. he was bringing her to lith and aloe to discuss Official Relationship(?) and 2. she can't exactly hide itfrom him if aloe's told him literally anything. stressed abt this

- accidentally said she loved brocade during their table while under honesty compulsion and also he bit her the fuck up. the biting is less of an issue than anything else except that she's debating whether or not to heal it. on one hand these are BIG animal chomps. on the other hand will he be sad if she gets rid of his marks??? who knows

she's going to pretend she didn't say the L word unless it gets brought up to her face tho. absolutely not

- felt aggro briefly: felt harmed her in a way that triggered her kill mode very briefly so that's sort of looming in the bg. she doesn't current want/"need" to kill her in endgame (especially after feeling bad for wanting to kill Yue for a hot second, who DEFINITELY did not really do enough to deserve it) but it does mean it'll get triggered easier later

complicated feelings on aloe and frost. uhhh. well.

aloe is her best friend (crime family) and also. basically. her only friend. and it's not like they HAVEN'T fucked in the past (dated while young) but generating new(? not for her. probably more for him tho) sexual attraction at current age and after their current problem of (moretta losing her mind trying to decide whether or not she MIGHT have to kill him)

kind of put her in a weird spot of "i very very very much want this but also ?????????? is this safe. for him." the horny part isn't complicated much at all she'd instantly be like yeah i'll climb that bitch like a tree. but she loves(*) him

*50/50 between Love Platonic and Love Romantic because she has no way to really differentiate between the two just yet

FROST..................

frost she kind of slotted into "guy who is my friend who i fucked once but definitely has zero further interest in me" and like she flirts with him Often because he's accepting of it without rebuking her and he's like. "Safe" being another crime family connection she can let her guard down around

SO SUDDENLY HAVING HIM BE LIKE WHEN SHE GETS DRAGON BITS IS LIKE REALLY??? THATS ALL IT TOOK????????

BITCH!!

she fully does not expect anything will happen but she is both embarrassed and pleased to find something he likes because it's like ah!! i can finally offer him something where i couldn't before

bc she does kind of feel like... there is a slight imbalance in their relationship where she benefits from his attention/help as a friend/etc but she assumes he does not feel the same way/mostly is just humoring her most of the time. she really hasn't even come to terms with the idea that he considers her a Friend, For Real

or at least he said they're friends. she's still dubious

i'll come back to azalea later work time

oh right wait the homewrecker reasons for moretta. this is a thing across most of her relationships

she prides herself on being an ethical slut. she does not fuck married or taken people. she does not fuck people under weird or compromising circumstances. it's all enthusiastic consent and fun times for her (((ignoring the yawning void of being starved for attention and parsing it as sexual attraction but that is neither here nor there)))

on the boat she is like constantly finding out people are engaged or dating multiple others or are/have been fucking people she also fucked and this like NEVER happens at home so it wigs her out a little bit sometimes

she's kind of gotten over it with brocade and lithium because they both assured it was an open and acceptable relationship on that front and they all know each other anyway, she directly asked graey about it during a non-sexual situation to be certain. she did NOT know until recently that aloe was also involved with brocade

or that aloe even KNEW frost

and aloe, particularly, has historically been Very Monogamous-Leaning (or at least very devoted to his people enough that he doesn't tend to fuck around without emotions involved anyway).......... so shes like

moretta: (gripping my head) am i ruining you for marriage. am i ruining your potential marriages to anyone ELSE

she's not even fucking him currently (or even in recent years) she's just close enough to the Fuck Epicenter to get nervous wrt her own set of sex rules

anyway thats it. work time now

the fuck epicenter......

Vgddgjb

We should now rate nsfw threads in magnitude

YourOverlord: getting anywhere near brocade or lithium rates at 7.5 or higher in Please Calm Down

rainpuddles: how else to describe this.

SOBBING. HES NOT MARRYING ANYONE EVER

too mafia

moonfell: it doesn't have to be marriage (literal, legal) it can be marriage (emotional, spiritual) too :\

moretta makes me laugh though

WILL: murder you in the most brutal and efficient and quickest way possible with little regard for where and why
WON'T: be party to a sexual affair. ew

gawd

we're simply not going to talk about ppp horny

wrong.

she WILL torment him with scales now unfortunately sorry

especially now that she also desperately has to think about literally anything besides the fact that they're near port manteau and she's gonna have to talk to her parents (sirens)

ALSO IT'S IMPORTANT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STILL THINK I'M SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moonfell: That's fine he'll common law his ass

thats true just lock him in your house and change his address to match yours until legally you can merge taxes

brocade pulling out handcuffs

kya <3

forgot i never did azalea chatter for this and tbh its too late so im just making this my march gen plurk or whatever

staring at card mingle wondering if i'm blocked off from interacting if i dont get a card assigned... genuinely cannot tell and also its 130 am so it would be very silly to expect a card assignment now. and also the post is huge so im like........... if i wasn't paying attention to begin with should i even touch it...

feel kind of trapped in old moretta threads bc of various emotional spiderwebs that have her in a stranglehold so idk what's even going on with her right now or if i can consider any of that resolved. azalea is fine though but ive been in a coma all weekend and shes low key enough that im like. do i even want to put her out right now. dying a little bit

little bit of moretta hell in general where she is constantly having one sided emotional turmoil while everyone else is fine. girl calm down

OKAY CARD GET NOW I CAN TAG OUT

cards toplevel i'll pluck at this throughout the day