that's the whole post

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March marches on

but I'm sleepy

the days are long, but the years are short

let the third year of 2025 begin

someone has a certain Lovevery mug I see

come back to our game Mica I'm killing Teren sometime, don't you wanna be two for two

You're gonna owe me emotional damage when you kill hehr.

ugh fine

barrow pointing at this while crying

Emmrich takes offense.

he can take it right to the bank

LOL

thanks quadrille

[barty voice] Well miss Teren, I'm mostlies surprised you actuallies liveds this long.

wait two for two what does this mean

does teren wanna get married

CAMI CAN TEREN AND BARTY GET MARRIED

CAMI

CAMI ANSWER THE PHONE

I WAS AT THE GYM uhhhhh I was referring more to the vaguely shippy dynamic but

if youc an think of a good bit where they have to get married I'm not NOT in favor

oh my god

it's been years and now they must marry

so that you can break my heart???? again????

why!!!!

so I can break your heart again, I thought that was clear

:c

but

i don't want to app in and play barty just so i can be sad

your feelings are valid

saving this for posterity shambolism

every doctor makes mistakes. some doctors make decisions.

heck why did it post twice

oh well twice the comedy

prudence has arrived

PRUDENCEEE

modern things they'd be into, a thousand years late:

Benedict as we know is very into Versace, he would also love everything about like. smartphones and gadgets and Conveniences, he would absolutely use a smartspeaker. TikTok, vaping, Eurovision. he'd go really hard into sort of mainstream gay culture to fit in

his biggest tragedy is that he LOVED Marvel NYC and would have stayed there if he could

Barrow likes getting to use construction machinery. he'd be really into HGTV and have a lot of Opinions on it. imported cigars and beers. he has his own meat smoker. stepdad shit

Teren resists modernity but she loves her shotgun

she also grudgingly appreciates self checkouts

Fifi I think is probably into pilates and is addicted to candy crush. she lurks online spaces and never posts

fancy coffees

wears leggings everywhere

barrow as an hgtv dad is perfect

the gateway drug was home reno stuff but now he's equally invested in like. property brothers

oh he also loves rugby and used to play it. important

barrow teaching clarisse how to flip burgers

yes