match book

pointy boots +2

quesadillawizard GOD fuck I do have a lot of matchboxes up to and including some 'Nest branded ones Terry got for me

+1 charisma sunglasses

tacce GENTLY holds knees ok OK THIS fucking fair and I'm being called out BUT IT'S FAIR I've got. A lot of fucking boots

godzilla merch

wormdoodles I DON'T KNOW if you'd get charisma but you'd sure get some +1 to being a weird guy

ievakasku THIS IS ALSO NOT WRONG staring at all the Ghidorah(s) hidden around this house like

yeah YEAH OK ...

SKULLS

anything with skulls

StarFruity OK SO first of all, you're absolutely correct. Second of all, Terry has told me I can only get more skulls if I shift out some of the old ones because I have WAY TOO MANY in the house

Turn a corner? Skull. Wanna go in the bathroom? Ha HA there's a skull in there too. Oh man, kitchen? You bet your ass there's a skull somewhere in there

just me, walking through the house, arms wide full of skulls: "I don't see what the problem is here."

HAHAHAA

Listen. Some of the skulls are genuinely hella cool. Some of the skulls are $1 plastic skulls. I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH SO MANY OF THE LATTER...

if you kill tony in a boss fight you then have to deal with the level abruptly becoming a platformer where you have to escape the scrolling screen
but the side that's chasing you is just a flood of plastic skulls

10 healing potions, but they're all different kinds of hard liquor.

REALLY FANCY ARMOR

stocke A FLOOD of plastic skulls and they're all on fire, chain smoking, and creatively SWEARING as they Indiana Jones after you

sister_midnight RAISES FINGER lowers finger YEAH OK THAT ALSO isn't wrong at all

DrFishbone oh man I DON'T KNOW HOW FANCY it will be but your boots WILL BE POINTY and may or may not be covered in spikes. Maybe a few chains or spurs that are just absolutely absurd

SO MANY UNNECESSARY SPIKES

a big bottle of whiskey and if you don't catch it as it drops it shatters on the floor.

I was beaten to skulls but yes, all of this!

Snakeskin