it will go away instantly

(reminding bc i just almost got one and remembered this trick and thank goodness)

YES IS THE BEST LIFE HACK

it is my fault for constantly thrashing about in my bed as if i am being murdered. i like a good twisting around stretch

holy shit really?? that's the secret?

yes

it has worked literally every time i've tried it

i do not know the anatomical science behind it so it's obviously a magic spell

oh i remember when i taught you that trick

it is truly a magic spell

WAS THAT YOU??? fam i did not recall

u saved my life

yeah you were complaining about how one had woken you up and i was like "stand on it"

and the face you made was so funny i still remember it

it was the face of "i straight up do not believe on you this is bullshit"

BECAUSE "STAND ON LEG THAT HURTS" IS THE MOST BULLSHIT SOUNDING ADVICE

AND THEN I DID IT AND THAT'S WHY IT'S A MAGIC SPELL

oh the one i always did when i got a cramp in my calf was to specifically do calf stretches

I also stand by this trick

my housemate just hearing this yowling thing flip out of bed and hop around her room: ah, cramp again huh

so I did some reading and it looks like the anatomical reason is basically "when stand up muscle stop cramp bc body knows cramp while standing impractical"

human bodies are so fucking stupid

it's with great sadness I must report I think the human body was made badly lmao

"uh oh, leg cramps while standing is ill advised? guess i better stop!"

I've never tried this trick though so I'll def try it next time I have one

I've never tried that!!

I’d say I’ll try this next time I have one but I just know I’ll only remember this useful fact afterwards

DIFFERENT RL STUFF BUT AAAAAAAA building move for work was today instead of tomorrow

whuh-oh

I'm hot bc i didn't dress for this

they moved the schedule up i have an appointment today am i a joke to you