Omg, port plotting! Where Wu Xin wants to steal a car/bike.
Yazoo does too! Get a bike, Wu Xin, or a really cool car!
Very very rough idea. I should be asleep like 3 hours ago, so not much info here.
tiger_eyes: He might try to win one in a bet.
Not hard to find someone high or drunk and swindle them of their ride. :3
Yes. Do it. Yazoo will cheer for him.
siderealtime magicom Assuming that Will and Malcolm are going to disembark with Wu Xin and hang a bit before he wanders off?
tiger_eyes: if he gets one, do you think Yazoo would be able to show him how to properly use the bike?
Absolutely~ He can do that.
tiger_eyes: Wu Xin trying to take this back on the barge....
Kadaj and Yazoo would probably help him. >.> They are ridiculously strong.
Wu Xin can be too... But yes, teens bonding over biking. And Rollerskating. He has a pair now!
Yup. They will be ready for full corridor mischief.
Well, at least the motorcycle won't be something that will be driven in the corridors. But I wonder if eventually someone will need to put up a 'no Rollerskating' sign in the halls. XD
Only a killjoy would! 
tiger_eyes: lots of responsible people killjoys on the Barge
Yazoo would rollerskate even more in protest.
Okay, need someone to help Wu Xin set up a swindle with a good target for a bike. He's got the mischief to do it, but not sure he'd know how to pick a mark proper.
So would need a partner in crime for that.
Btw, he's already a horse thief in canon. So this is valid.
Given, he went into a den of horse thieves and stole their horses. So.... Hmmm. Does that mean he should go up to a gang of bikers and swindle them of one of their bikes?
I truly think there is going to be a mini plot at this point of a gang of bikers swarming after all the motorcycle thieves. XD
And I just realized, Wu Xin would have vague recollections of using a bike from Anshi.
Cloud will be. I haven't caught what the Remnants are doing.
Well, Wu Xin plans on swindling his instead of outright stealing. Though he's not above grabbing keys either.
ancillaries Or does Walter want to be his criminal wingman?
Why post signs when you can intermittently set traps to clothesline the hooligans in the halls?
On the one hand I would consider Walter just bringing Wu Xin into the city in his van depending on how burdensome this would be to himself and Pyotr. But also like. Walter would actually be fairly concerned about Wu Xin? Wu Xin is a child in his eyes
And this is like either a festival with drugs and free love and everything or a bustling city
Walter: New York is a big city, it has Buddhism. Can we drop him off at monk daycare
But ALSO he knows he's really bombed his relationship with Wu Xin
So in summary: complicated
"his van" it's glamoured by Eric.
quantumvelvet: because that would make it a fun obstacles course for the kids and trap the innocent passerby instead
ancillaries: He actually didn't. Wu Xin is willing to accept apologetic gestures.
But monk daycare?! There's a bustling city -it is even busier than the capital!!- and you want to put him at a temple? Walter! He is very very very disappointed.
But to be fair. Babysitting an energetic monk is going to be so tiring. Lol.
Someone needs to also help him find proper outfit to blend into this port.
at least helping him pack is something Walter can agree on
Unless that is ICly how you guys want to go their Wardens WILL be concerned and look after baby monk
okay! late but here! Will actually would be a little concerned but would let Wu Xin wander with some instructions. Mostly against trying anything drug-related and more importantly- "if you do anything illegal, don't get caught... also, maybe choose an asshole, if anyone is a victim of it."
also- to use his communicator to tell Will if he needs any help with anything.
Will can keep an eye on his location with his warden item, that helps a bunch in his mind.
SEE? Will is his warden because he knows what to do with him XD
And Malcolm is Walter's warden because "Where's Walter" "Idk what did he do now?"
siderealtime: magicom: Wu Xin isn't going to be with Will the whole time, so he will wander off by day 2 or 3. Mainly because he doesn't want to interrupt couples time.
Yeah, that makes sense. Have fun, Wu Xin! God help anyone who tries to mug you!
siderealtime: he has no money!!
Will's probably going to ask what Wu Xin would want to do/get/whatever on day 1 though, and try to help him out with that. There can be some acclimating to the city, too. :3
And... Okay, alien pets are approved! So perhaps I can find him an alien animal to be a pet here.
siderealtime: are they going to be out in the city all 7 days?
nah. Probably just a few. Will is going to be walking in the woods with his dogs a bunch the first couple and lady couple of days.
I figure he'll take the opportunity to go once the festival gets too loud. (not that NYC is much better, but at least it's somewhat more to his taste.)
Lady was meant to be 'last' whoops XD
siderealtime: yeah, if Wu Xin finds the festival too loud, can't imagine what's it like for Will. I think Wu Xin will be tired of the festival within hours.
Yeeep. and Will is actually very happy with road trips!
I just realized Wu Xin will have trouble wtfh food again. I guess he's eating salads a lot. Lol
And French fries. If there's no lard.
ooooh bikes! HE WANTS ONE
mwingzero: Wu Xin is only getting one for himself. Unless they somehow bully a group into several of their rides?
.... This is such a disaster port. 😂
LOL yes and Malcolm is going to be getting sniffing lessons in the woods from Lark and Auntie and he will want to check out the alien wares a bit (bc maybe opportunity to get a cool gift for Will) but he will want to just spend a couple of days showing Will his city. Ish. A sideways version of his city.
kadaj is getting shoulder rides from his temp and he is gonna be a feral mud hippie child by the end of it. he will get a bike
magicom: siderealtime: btw, Wu Xin has a habit of quietly going off on his own. Usually without telling people he's going to leave. Like he'll see the two of them are busy with each other, smile, and next you know, Will won't be able to find him and he'd be some other place.
Might not wander far, but if something comes up, he might end up attaching to another group and end up somewhere else.
oh well
At some point his wolves might be in the woods.
Maybe he can run across them there >.>
ah, yes! I do know this method of just ducking out. in that case, Will might send his instructions (hopes? requests?) as a message.
I can only imagine Yazoo is too but I'm not sure if you have them friended on plurk so I will ask. XD
hehehe .. I'm wondering if we can get all the way to graduating without him knowing...
siderealtime: yeah, it's not like a purposeful sneak away. Just, don't want to be a bother, I'll go on my own.
Wandering off XD
siderealtime: he does suspect the wolves are people.... But yeah, no idea who. And no one is fessing up. So he'll continue to treat them as just wolves.
tiger_eyes So is Yazoo grabbing one too or just cheering Wu Xin on?
oh!
>.> He will if he can.
They need a motorbike garage on the barge.
I suspect Vincent will make a small disappointed uncle face at the Remnants if they don't give the bikes back (in good condition with gas tanks filled) ~_~
At least Wu Xin won his in a bet
.... but but but uncle
Like that person earned his. Until you took it. :|
Without asking. :| :|
ohwait I have an emoji for this. 
Vincent all like 'you had your fun now give the toy back'
And also spiced with 'we've talked about this'
Sort of.
he didn't pull his sword on them at all!
That's why he's not getting the sword taken away too!
it's fine, Cloud's """borrowing""" a motorcycle too, he'll tank Vincent's ire for the rest of y'all
well yeah, he's not gonna bring it onto the Barge! ...not gonna bother filling the tank tho
.... Wu Xin is bringing his. Lol. But right. Fuel. That's a thing he doesn't know about.
Cloud stopping him in the middle of a corridor just like "okay, a) it's not gonna run on the Barge as soon as it's out of gas, and b) I'm in maintenance and I don't feel like fixing all the damage you're gonna cause driving this around a ship"
Cloud aren't you the one who gave Kadaj rollerblades
yes but that's different shhh
Cloud aren't you the one who gave Kadaj rollerblades
yes but that's different shhh
Malcolm and Kadaj had fun with the rollerblades THANKS UNCLE CLOUD
theSSjuli: Wu Xin has Rollerblades too. I think... Was it Vincent? Who gave it to him. XD
But he's not running that in the halls.
But he's not running that in the halls.
That's going to his room. He'll even walk the bike through the halls!
Yup. Vincent gave
WU XIN LET'S ROLLER-RACE LITTLE BRO
WE'LL SEE HE HAS WOLF STRENGTH THAT A YOUNG MONK DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT 
Well he could very well win but at least they'll have fun!
rollerblades are fun the halls
YOU'RE WELCOME HE GUESSES MALCOLM
magicom: so much fun! And, actually, if it's a straight track race, Malcolm has a fair chance of winning. It's only if it's an obstacle course one that crazy acrobatic monk has advantage.
Meanwhile Yazoo is driving his motorcycle into the swimming pool. Goals.
sigh the spirit of ye zun appears and ports yazoo and his bike into the ship nets for time out
dont screw up his pool!
XD
tiger_eyes: .... What???
Haha well. He probably won't. But he would because he's a brat.
That would destroy the bike!
True. That's probably what will stop him.
That's so impractical. Wu Xin, watching, expecting the bike to run on water or some miracle... and it water bombs. Very disappointed monk.
Yazoo just laughing his head off.
And Wu Xin wondering if bikes can still run underwater.
When muses have differing views.