I'm glad my coworkers put up with my bullshit in the office. Because I got distracted, placed my almonds down somewhere, and just proceeded to wander around for a second or just saying. "I lost my nuts."
I'm fucking five YOU GUYS KNOW I'M FUCKING FIVE ...
But got a laugh out of a coworker that's been having a fucking time lately and y'know what, I'll take it
But fuck am I looking forward to taking next week and just not doing jack or shit
She also hit me back with a: "Ah, I see you're like me. A connoisseur of nuts."
better than losing your marbles
did you find them again?
THEY WERE right fucking in front of me I'm just a fucking dumbass jshsdjdnb
That's nutsupon realizing where your nuts were