My buddy texting my ass on her way home from NYC and y'know. That's love 
WE HAVE known each other for like
Jesus Christ almost 30 years at this point and that's fucking wild to say
SHE IS MY partner in fucking crime and we've done a lot of stupid shit in our time
them DUNKS
HER FIRST PRIORITY coming back. A Dunks run followed by a lovingly sent Fuck You
My blood's just gunna be 80% Dunks Pistachio Iced Coffee at this point
LOL
I love the loving Fuck You. I call my sister my favorite bitch quite often