My whore🫶

You wish

Santa isn't alive again is he

No, but the easter bunny is

Oh hell no, the EASTER BUNNY

Yeah, he's a beast

I'ma scramble his fucking eggs

He doesn't even make sense, bunnies don't lay eggs😒

Show me what you got and then maybe I'll drop the easter bunny

AYE AYE
TACKLING YOU

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TACKLING ME

AHHHHH
WHY'RE WE YELLIN'

I DONT KNOW

Kicks you

LICKS

Wtf phone

Why are you kicking me

I was trying to lick you but I tripped😞

Kicks your head

Get out

Cuffing my armkle to your's, you're stuck with me now

No, undo this

Takes the key, makes eye contact with you, placing key in my mouth and swallowing it with a big GULP

Rips your tongue out