Taylor is 5'9" and usually in flats. So tall for a woman, but not very. She does have a pair of heels that put her over 6' tall though, and does enjoy wearing them.

Her voice is on the low end, and she has an urban Mainer accent, which isn't much noticeable. I do need to have her call things wicked good more often, though.

Samwise is a whole 3'6", which is right average for a hobbit.

And he talks like a mole from Redwall because accents are too fun to write in this.

And Alastor is 7' tall and talks like an asshole okay bye

jfldskjf "AND TALKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE", DEAD.

"and talks like an asshole" ACCURATE

I KNOW I'm the wrong person to play him because my ability to involve myself in every plot faded years ago.

But the app is half-written.

He doesn't have to be involved in every plot ever, trust.

He at least has to keep abreast of them all because if he doesn't he will DIE.

BUT NOT EVERYONE IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH for the great Radio Demon (tm) to care about

Instant regret that Taylor would not make a joke about 'divinely assigned fursuits.'

kjlkjsfe IT'S NOT EVEN WRONG

Where's Hanna when she needs him