i have 3 fingers on my left hand because i lost 2 at my dads metalworking shop at 10, i only have my thumb index and middle fingers

i got into a car crash once with my dad and brother and the only thing that happened was i broke my pinky, thats literally it, nobody else got hurt minus a few bruises and scratches

and the car literally flipped like something in a movie

i got stuck in a claw machine when i was six

a raccoon broke into my house once and ate an entire loaf of bread. i gave it some fruity pebbles and he left