IDK what's happening but an indigenous woman on TT has a theory that Cheeto Et Al are skin walkers and that.... the best solution is to party??
another person saying that we need to get our party rock on??
(let's set up dance mobs I swear this could work)
Yes to partying, no to skin walkers, but yes to "demonically possessed and possibly cannibalistic"
Yes duuuuuuuuuuude all the 27th, do as many dance mobs everywhere you can
woodrift: Also specifically to you -- so you know all those dreams with your future self? Turns out meeting yourself EVEN IN DREAMS is really really bad. And all the times I did meet myself were world collapsing paradoxes and God let me fuse with myself as a fucking warning to the rest of me >>; shame I didn't really get the message until Moosey mentally
shook me violently and today we're having "fun" with time travel paradoxes, but all the movies are actually >>; SEVERELY underestimating it.
It'll be a rated R horror drama \:|/
I've got no idea if the Time Traveler is Me but it's freaky when the world implodes when I go lucid
Basically it's what happened to Satan when he fell and he had to go inside the paradox and black hole hell
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad as it turns out
So ask for more help from other time agents (archangels / me / Moosey) and avoid paradoxes. I SHOULD be able to start fixing it from here out -- anytime someone meets themselves they'll fuse/merge but

Gimme a moment I have to avoid paradoxes
"Miracles." But maybe nothing. \:|/ Who knows?

I'll be taking several giant leaps of faith, but if nothing else, partying will be extra fun and if nothing else happens, people can just enjoy it, and if things do happen, they'll be more likely to see it and/or distract from sideways things
Metatron says "27 is a holy number 3 to the 3rd power"
Especially 3/27 because

3
Less mysteriously -- the fucking double supernova should start to reach Earth on the 27th DEPENDING
ah I keep looking for Novas and they keep... not appearing
hilariously No Va means 'it doesn't go'
And remember fascists hate partying and laughter and joy
LMFAO I KNOW I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO
But yes, the reason it wasn't happening was for this
God kept pumping it up bigger and better and now it's cooooommming
look I've been in the shadow of the valley of death for the last few days? ish???
I'm working back to Party Rock Mode
But yes it's been 2 years that I've been talking about this shit and waiting pretty much daily
Yeah moosey was like "yes of course the reason you [me CC] love saxes is they're satanic" and I was like "W t f" but then I just accept it like okay whatever
I've been watching Orion every night it's in the sky for years bc I think Betelgeuse is supposed to blow soon
however that means to us humans
regardless. I am glad that it is spring. it means I can eat weeds.
The wild bitter crashes in the wild speedwells are very edible. a lot of flowers are starting to pop up soon too which are also good for snacks
I can't wait to sneak over and steal some forsythia flowers to make some foscythia
You
my breakfast is gonna be weeds tomorrow, I just know it
there's 27 but also a solar eclipse??? this weekend???
Exacerangutan:
kopperhed: turns out, disregard the horror. Today is a glorious day!!!!! All hail and give praise~~~ I'm so fucking happy
i stay grounded in horror, that's my job
the mind is willing but the body wants to be buried
I am made out of dirt after all
God doesn't work on your puny human clocks etc.
Me every other day for 2 years: It's happening!!!!!
God: remember trading memories for Satan soulmate stuff?

here's another joke for you CC
CC: I...

do you... want me to do something or....????
Moosey: what does this meeeeeeeeaaaaan?
God:
it was too cloudy to see the solar eclipse this morning in my area. Even if it was a partial.
I'm hoping that the cycle starts changing.
...it's interesting but it doesn't seem that shocking to say that under suitable conditions, UV is UV