feral children at the choir reception

I just went to the dentist today and am devastated to report I have my first ever cavities. (not really I’ve been alive the better part of 40 years and have had a kid, bodies be like this)

but she said my teeth are Great otherwise so

anyway pour one out for my formerly perfect record

first ever??? that's extremely impressive

first ever!

Woah! Cami from the block with the good enamel.

damn lmao one of us

lol I'm just like ...does... does it hurt

getting fillings

nope

ask for the gas if they have it so the sounds don't upset you

also HOW TALL THOSE KIDS ARE

these kids should be the shining twins for halloween one year

omg

this is probably the last year we can pick cosutmes for them

I'll take it up with the committee

the worst part of fillings is when they have to numb your mouth, so sorry in advance for that part

ahh ok

yeah it's nbd just a lot going on in your mouth and the numbing lasting longer than the appt so you feel like your half lips don't work for awhile

but not painful!

im sorry youve lost your perfect tooth ribbon

sore throat: am I sick or is it allergies. the worst game

Indeed.

same hat

someone at work went to GDC and this was part of his trip report and I went from zero to nuclear

this was in a document everyone could see btw. on confluence

I very politely but clearly was like “what in the sexist victim blaming fuck” and he proceeded to mansplain at me for three paragraphs

friends I don’t get mad easily but,

I was gonna ask for a tldr but should I read the medium post?

yeah it’s long but basically she did a bunch of stuff for valve’s founding but was deleted from the story

and according to this guy it’s because she didn’t tell anyone what she did. while founding it with them.

anyway I was soooo patient and diplomatic and he still blew me off, be proud of me please

...wow

I'm very proud of you and hope he steps on legos

that's so sick (negative)

given your experience with valve I'm impressed you didn't get a katana

Yeah, exactly

storm disliker

AD had an impromptu meeting with me this morning to be like FUCK THAT GUY and a couple things are getting escalated. he's been a bully to our producer too who is a literal superhero

GOOD, get his ass

Glad to hear there's escalated response, can't stand a bully

[mcelroy amelie voice] I sit on the dog bed I only take up one corner!!

so tiny in such a big bed

I'm gonna get a new compyutah today

Ooohs aahs

I got my bonus, only almost half of it got eaten by taxes

what a bounty

HELLO??

I'm gonna get a green one to match my office bc I'm the most basic bitch who ever lived

dangit I can't pick it up till the 11th. they llliiiiiied to meeee oh well

oooo the green is NICE

Can't go wrong with a good matchy match

beautiful!!!

trying not to doomspiral about work stuff. c-suites fucking leave us alone etc

I'm taking psychic damage from like Everything and this is unsurprising because PMS but also fuck

beholding Totoro for the first time

friends

omgosh these babies

they're friends!!!!

Teenies having playtime!

sweet kiddos

yodels at how cute..

we’re gonna go to the zoo today I’m so hype

I haven’t been with Callen since like a full year ago and he didn’t react much to anything

but he’s a whole little guy now

need his full animal report

Yeah give us his hot takes

yes pls

adorable!!