acceptable

ditto.

Try to go for no longer than medium

In general I recc easier no-styling required

No mullet. Just. No.

would it help if you clarified you are looking for a real-life Ryoga lookalike photo?

Yes

IRL Portgas D. Ace / Ryoga but that's like "max length"

The Best Men’s Haircuts For Mid-Length Hairthis is a guide on haircut maintenance for men for mid-length

i guess you dont like mid/shoulder length hair

correct

the desire to please bae and to enjoy my long hair (while I have it) is conficting

Please stop assuming you're in danger of going bald. It's genetic and your Dad isn't

dad is bald

mom uncle and dad uncle were and are bald, grandfathers bald

...... Ah.

...rofl

yeah iirc maternal grandfather is usually the strongest-correlating relative, but obvs it's all statistical

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisten >>

My memories <<

I'm crying inside

i'm going to go bald and my wife is nuts

I'M SORRY

And bald isn't bad

*cries harder

is that better or worse than "I'm going to go nuts and my wife is bald"?

I'll say it: I'd rather CC lose hers than me lose mine

.......................hair or mind?

oh, hair easily. She already lost the other one

CC can try the Aliens 3 Sigourney Weaver look. I want to keep my hair

fine you big baby. But Moosey and I only lose our hair because CFS/ME does that

And long hair doesn't suit you at all and you can't even maintain it well? Stop trying.

I'll keep my hair long for you

i told you long ago you didn't have to keep the hair long. I regret asking you to grow it out, because I felt like i pressured you to

can't even maintain it... says the one who yanks her brush through her hair like a rake

No you gave me the confidence back to go back to my twintails I used to have when I was a teeny tot and I used to do Native American hair ties, but because I was also borderline freaking BLONDE, I was ~~reprimanded~~ for impersonating / cultural appropriation and I chose to be more tomboy because if I'm going to be yelled at for something, I'm fine for being

yelled at for being too masculine seeming because lawl that's a them problem not a me problem.

You can't fucking make me do something I don't want to. I think I've portrayed that very fucking thoroughly B)

And even if I dumped you, I'd keep my twintails. I like them.

But I'm not

Even if you insist on trying to be a hobo

this started because I asked her what kind of haircut she wanted me to get

It's not me

It's not you

Ace-ish length but less in the back if you can

get a pixie cut. those are always fashionable.

i haven't been to a dresser since before covid

bisexual bob?

do you want me to be Big Jack Horner?

I'm just naming hair styles I know nothing

Nooooooo