Here's me trying to convince my dad and Katie to get another round of their MMR because it's been decades and it can't hurt to get another shot

Says the person who has had to get an MMR at least 4 times because LOL

TAIWAN WAS LIKE Oh, you're American? We have to give you every infant vaccine again because we can't trust you

Valid.

WOULD IT BE UNFORTUNATE IF THE MEASLES HIT idk specific people who hang out in DC, mayyyyyybe not

But the impact on the public isn't worth it

Stay safe, Muricans. Pls

I'd laugh at our situation if only not to cry