he would try to take him somewhere he was most comfortable, so not some fancy ass suit and tie place in heaven, maybe his favorite noodle place or eat in and he’d learn to make the noodles. just showing up at the shop like help, i don’t know what i’m doing and this sinful bastard is kind of important to me

he’d even dress the part to look less right hand of god for him. even if it was a max level shit show, he would laugh about it

BJ would take Greed to rob a diamond store and then sloppy makeouts in the alley

accessories fuck FUCK THAT'S CUTE AS SHIT FUCK especially if he learned to make them. Greed would be so fucking caught off guard, he'd just be staring at Michael for a good long while completely fucking dumbfounded, fingers half in the noodles as he lets them hang off his claws

Please try turning your Sin off and on again

also I am fucking crying about the idea of Michael showing up dressed the part, Greed trying to show up dressed how he'd think Michael would like him dressed and THAT'S how the shit show starts. Because they're stupid THEY'RE STUPID YOUR HONOR

quesadillawizard OH HO BJ sure knows how to make a Sin fucking purr. Two hands full of their cache, and he'll gladly take some chunks out of that alleyway wall as a keepsake

hehehe

them after seeing each other, delayed reaction and everything. great minds, at least they tried - even though they’ve both said don’t change. eat the noods just don’t look in the kitchen where the bodies (aka his failed attempts) are hidden, he will scream and kick him out of his room if he sees the evidence of his failures

he is a perfectionist

sbdkjgb WHEEZE standing on the curb, blank faced, and laughing while the crowd around them gives 'em a look. Greed would IMMEDIATELY tear the sleeves off his jacket and or toss that shit to the curb. Got a spare shirt underneath for this reason and THANK SHIT ...

If he did walk in on noodle failure, he'll just GENTLY shut the door

Probably after dumping them. What failure? He didn't see shit

he’s going to ozzie btw, to ask for fashion tips, meaning he’ll probably have to spill why he needs said fashion tips. greed is prepared but michael brought nothing else, his ass will be squeaking down the block in leather pants like HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY

COUGHING CHOKING LITERALLT HEARING his ass a mile away. Greed would not be looking respectfully

Just handing him his jacket now minus sleeves. And what can he say? Some men are just built for leather GOTTA practice that strut Blues