have you ever wished to become crab

i had a wizard narratively break the limitations on spellslots to 12th level cast true polymorph a crab big enough to gain worship as a god

that is the only legitimate use of a 12th level spell slot

my character has access to a deck of many things and wants to bet on other characters drawing from it

idk when you get to level 20 you get bored

this character is also casting wish daily to replicate magnificent mansion to avoid paying rent

it's not enough that you're god but you also have to plan your own DAY? UGH

she puts "flex on the peasants" on her schedule.

gods looking at Ao like 'mOOOOM'

when you are fey and need to meet your whimsy quota