Starting off strong. This quote destroys me every time

amazingly descriptive

Vonnegut nails it every time

I see where this is going

Oh no

The mystery of Pig 311 who was found alive after Bik...Something in americans broke in WWII

We went from divided and evil to straight up the villain

Oh awkward, he calls smallpox extinct. What a time to be alive

what a paragraph

IT'S SO GOOD. I SEE WHERE HE'S GOING

So.Good.

OOF Exacerangutan

only Vonnegut could use talking about a lizard as a deeply veiled social commentary

silverwolfcc who, in our modern era, could this ever remind me of

"The logical explanations for his actions, invented at leisure, always came afterwards."

it's so fucking good silverwolfcc LOOK AT IT

vonnegut such a bully

Fuck I'm looking forward to this

The "well fed" bit is the greatest explanation for rich man's apathy I've ever read