I just heard there's this guy (he absolutely SUCKS) and he's so insecure he stuffs socks in his pants to make his bulge look bigger 
I'm allowed to bully him, he's a stalker and super controlling to every women he meets
ewwwww
I KNOWWW
I hope he bites into a apple and its rotten
I hope when he bites into it, there's a worm inside and he bites through that too
Hayahaahahhaah