he's getting his ass kicked for real. Like, probably gonna die without help

also arm wrestling and kabedon

hehehehehhe

I want to throw kaga at this but I can't decide which....

>:3

hi ammay c:

ARM WRESTLE???

ARM WRASSLE

WRASSLE

eresh wishes she could save ratio, but....

it's okay ereshhhh

come arm wrestle with him. or trip a trap with him!

you should let ratio kabedon her

arm wrestling sounds fun...

also ratio should come see her memory before she fades into the aether

yesss I have to pick which one....

oh, i've activated choso's trap card....

dramatically bleeding out

R-Ratio......

HE'LL BE FINE

TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND

sorry you have the most shonen hero protecting you now bud

thank

don't let him die

not happening o7

he can't die, he has to beat aventurine's curse

ratchet just internally screaming

SORRY FOR THE SCARE RATCHET

THIS DOESN'T NORMALLY HAPPEN

can't believe i get to write aventurine, at 5'8", yelling at everyone to get the FUCK out of his way later

oh please shout at the ten foot robot, he’ll put adventurine on a high shelf until he’s sure nobody is going to agitate his patient

screams...

thechariot: HE WILL I WANT THIS

just tuck him in with ratio on the gurney ratchet

p l e a s e

hes small. he fits.

if he hasn't un-transformed he's probably like, eight feet all??? how tall is boss aventurine we just don't know

but yes put tiny aventurine on a shelf

well untransform so you can get tucked in on the gurney, buddy

just lifts him under his armpits like a cat and holds him arm’s length away. please stop shouting

aventurine, falling back on his scrapy instincts: "can i bite the robot to get him to drop me"

hoots and claps hands

please don't yell at yuji he will cry

yuji is excused

it’s ok ratchet can take it. he’s used to getting yelled at by other giant robots who have lots of guns attached to them he can handle this one guy

he thinks

ratchet: its one twink. how much of a problem can he be?

aventurine: EXISTS TO CAUSE PROBLEMS

ratchet is not prepared

he isn't

sorry, ratchet

it’s not like he won’t let adventurine see him! he just needs to not be freaking out please

aventurine please calm down...

unfortunately, the problem aventurine has is that everyone he has ever cared for has died. without fail. and people who help him end up dead, too.

he's normal

oh buddy. well, not today. also there’s no such thing as curses.

what about good luck that demands the payment be paid by everyone around him

statistical freak show

there we go

cuff this man like a stray cat

this stray cat in particular

thechariot: god comparing aventurine to drift is sending me, i can't stop thinking about it

i'm lying awake, thinking "oh god, is aventurine just deadlock"

ohhhh? tell me more

god okay so aventurine from birth has been, by his clan, regarded as a lucky, special child b/c it rained on his birthday (he's from a desert planet) and on the main festival day for their goddess, and he's lucky. like, his luck will never fail him. so his sister dies for him, his clan gets genocide'd, he goes into slavery, and eventually he starts working

working for the organization that allowed the genocide to happen. but it's an 'extinction event' in canon b/c LMAOOOOOOOO

like he's very much deadlock and not drift post..... space mysticism but

he Understands Working for the Bad Guys

but he also carries a lot of self loathing and guilt for like, having bad things happen to literally everyone But Him

b/c of his luck

ahhhh i love this

i've been behind on tagging.... tomorrow i will tackle my inbox!!!!! for real!!!!