"Why do you have your pants tucked in?" Uhm... Have you seen my ass? It's literally illegal to hide this divine extraterrestrial ass from the world, check your laws instead of my ass😑
i wish i had an ounce of the cunt you do
Son, holds your shoulder, never let anybody to tell you to hide your ass. Carry that cake with pride and fart down your enemies.
absolute fucking diva right here
People trying to shame me like they're not jealous
warmcloud: Ahh men, as long as the ass is clothed, booty shorts are okay just don't roam without them
sbrikpu: I JUST SAW YOU SAY "i wish i had an ounce of the cunt you do"
M1s4nthropy: SOBBING???
I'm fucking dying rn, every laugh I cough closer to death
sbrikpu: Why did I come back to you as some purple guy😭
M1s4nthropy: ive reached my final form.
sbrikpu: Smh, weirdo
M1s4nthropy: cmere let me plurktouch u I MISSED YIU HOW ARE YOU
sbrikpu: STOP I CAN'T LAUGH RIGHT NOW
IM SORRY 💔 💔 💔
I'm good!!! How about yourself? I missed you as well! Was thinkin' about you yesterday
oh my god that's so weird bxuz i literally told my irl friend abt u yesterday........ doing rlly good tho but i gotta pull an all nighter today and it's kicking my ass
sbrikpu: I sensed you talking about me. What'd you say 
SHADOW YOU!!!!!! i said good things, mostly hyping u up and calling u one of yhe funniest ppl i know
sbrikpu: Yippe thank you. If I had Irls who're actually trusty, I'd yap about you as well😔
OOMF TOGETHER STRONG
TRANSLATION?😭
feel the translation in your spirit
Donuts