I Bought TWO Hilariously Terrible Foam Cars"Nothing makes you feel more alive than the feeling you are about to die."Rich people were a mistake
The hand print he found in the paint slayed me
OMG
OMFG
THIS IS ON THEIR LEGITIMATE WEBSITE 
this has to be one big elaborate joke
This has to be some elaborate satire
It CAN'T be real
No fucking way
But then again, rich people
PREDESTRIAN PROTECTION
IT'S DESIGNED WITH HITTING PEOPLE IN MIND
WHO DESIGNS CARS THINKING ABOUT HITTING PEOPLE
he turned foam into a feature by marketing its inherent "billions" of little air bags
Am i being too mean? I think I'm being too mean
