his household is going to be WRACKED BY CHAOS and also what do you mean people will just walk up to you and make demands you have to answer truthfully??? this place is a nightmare

he's going to hide at Cat's place for a month and not tell anyone. bye bitches

pro winning the game strategy, he should offer to teach that

the spirit of competitiveness might get him but he's definitely still not well enough to compete in anything and also just let him buy groceries in peace what the hell!!

not sure if i can think of any top levels based on that but i would like to dip my toes in some fresh threads if there's an opportunity

i'm aiming to tl probably for both of mine so maybe? still trying to figure out what teams they'd be on

styxbutterfly: honestly that should just be his sleepr profile. ASK ME ABOUT MY PRO GAMER STRAT: JUST DON'T PLAY

easily breaks 1k comments

llh doing his favorite thing which is just leaving

hasn't met a problem he couldn't avoid that way

so this meme personified

what if i threw all my little guys at laura in one tdm

as always

michigome: i don't think either of our energy levels can cash that check lmao

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you're right

but I'll still state for the record that I want it

UNDERSTANDABLE it's all very funny

i wasn't braced for the personalized version

PSA: REAL WINNERS QUIT would be such a funny sleepr post, i gotta keep that in mind. he just wants to buy his vegetables without having to play ring toss or compose an award winning poem every fucking time. can everyone just be normal

i'm firmly convinced not even the compulsory competitiveness is a match for his tired old man energy. is there a prize for least effort made. for most annoying audience member maybe

(he would demolish people at ring toss though. he just has to make it look like he doesn't actually have any skill)

put on cat's helmet, don't explain why suddenly you're almost a foot taller

lmao, impersonating a Cat

He's a level of trusted and wanting to be left alone (mostly) that Cat actually Would lend it to him if asked, a very special kind of person

Trying to think of anyone else qualifies... fdb would get it to tinker with, but everyone else he has reasons to keep it from

weh, the trust..... he wouldn't take cat's mask away from him, but still

he knows what that mask means so he would never ask

QUIT MEOWING

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THERE'S FOOD IN THE FRIDGE HE'LL BE FINE

weird birds are speaking to him telepathically

still not a good birdfact, try again

he can't be that sad panther, llh is still alive enough to abandon him

WOW