At the doc's and the nurse taking my blood was like. "Is your blood pressure always this low? This is like something you'd see from a vampire."
Me, staring at the ceiling DON'T SAY you're a monster man don't fucking do it
you shoulda done it
Monster man!
Also SWEET mother of fuck I left the doc's an hour ago and I'm still stuck in traffic. I'm only .. going 8 miles
Boston is now more than an hour away from Boston WHEEZE
a mONSTA
I got poked yesterday
MONSTAH
A MONSTER MAN with no blood pressure plan giving a nurse a fucking heart attack
She eventually slapped a baby cuff on my ass because she was like "The doctor is going to ask so I'm taking this twice."