[Meme] WHILE I get my skull working yours gets to dress mine for a day?
NO PROMISES and no guarantees on whether the sleeves survive BUT
time to suit up, boys. look, he’d let him dress him up back
bskdfbjsg WHEEZE OK FAIR BUT ALSO CONSIDER Greed getting stuck in the sweater like
he got halfway there, oh not livin' on anyone's prayer
GOD just his damn horns poking through the neck like he just got gored by a bull with him trying to be all nonchalant amount it. looking like the great cornholio but it’s fine
FUCK FUCK I ALMOST choked
gOD
Walking out from Michael's bathroom just as cool and collected as always acting like nothing's wrong
Meanwhile there's a pile of sweaters he's tried on that have been torn to absolute shit
are those my sweaters
"Think you got a size too short there, Blues."
and AH would you look at the time
Oh man, if Catrina had to dress Greed up for the day, I would definitely say it'd have a lot of skulls and daggers involved, kinda like an edgy necromancer.
just gunna ollie fucking outtie over the banister
WHO WAS that mysterious man with a cardigan over his head the world may never know
A WARNING for just a bare chest here WAVES HAND but basically
Listen he's a little stupid
Dolly_Mancer HE WOULD NOT SAY NO though he'd probably just string the daggers together like a necklace because he's the fucking worst
theavarice: Catrina would encourage Greed to make the dagger necklace XD Just she would be floored for the dagger necklace hands down
flashing your tits will not save you greed, even though they are top tier
he's already gotten Greed a suit and he knows his style but you know Nanami would push for something more classic that Greed would hate
Dolly_Mancer JUST tossing a bunch of knives around his neck IT'S FINE some people just don't know style
accessories SUN'S OUT guns out Blues and BIG WHINY SIN HOURS as he just fiddles with the sweater for an hour
theavarice: Absolutely, some folks can't appreciate the badassery of throwing on the dagger necklace.
wafflicious Greed just in a dressing room GROANING like he's five. What's wrong with leather and fur anyway?
AGAIN he'd just pick at whatever Nanami chose for him with that stupid fucking pout on his face like
the idea is to take it off of him again, so don't pout too hard
well then BY ALL MEANS ...
who would he be to deny that offer
Greed looking at the ceiling like: "Why does everything I like fucking want me in a suit."
so they can take it off clearly
Y'know usually he isn't one to skip foreplay but FINE fine fine fine
Tell them to want, he said. Tell them not to deny themselves, he said
HIS HUBRIS
his own words... used against him!
because yes, that is what Nanami wants
truly, he only has himself to blame for creating these circumstances. sit down, shut up, and put on your damn suit. they ask for so little