probably

been there, done that, got the teeth marks

every one of them

JW's gonna start getting flustered around Greed when he meets his real face and be big mad about it

Greed could absolutely seduce Law with the right display of freaky shield/homonculus regeneration powers. Law already lowkey wants to vivisect him

SicTheWolf Greed after at least 4 centuries just being like DON'T KNOW how to tell you this Mur but it's been 400 years. Don't know how he can make it more clear

Mur is in fact, very obtuse

about that one very specific thing

accessories teeth marks, house keeping, with a broken lamp on the side. The goal's of everyone's first not!date

please stop breaking all of his shit greed (he says unconvincingly)

quesadillawizard sjsjdjd JUST A WHOLE bucket of boys and I WOULD SAY I'M SORRY BUT he has to introduce himself right. Ling's fine and all but ya can't beat the original

Hey hey now. It was just a lamp this time HE WAS on his sort of good behavior. GIVE HIM a little bit of credit (ok he wasn't but he made an effort)

next time he’s going to be the one breaking shit, best be ready for that sweet payback. he done created a monster (he didn’t light up in his room, that was effort)

rollerdragon SLAPS HANDS DOWN I AM so here for this. Greed just sitting idly by as Law pulls him apart like. Well, if that's what you want, who is he to say no?