It's the one camping trip he's allowed to cash in on a year and my city slicking ass is always just like AH I DID THIS TO ME I made this offer this is my own fault

(but n'aw he enjoys it SO I WILL BE out in the middle of fuck who knows where)

listen. we're staying in the same state this time

also I swear to shit if I don't see a snake this time and everyone else does I'm going to McFuckingLoseIt

Everyone else: we saw a snake

Me, last time: ran into a fucking bear

(the bear ran but STILL)

I ASK FOR ONE SNAKE ... JUST A single noodle

camp trip camp trip!

LMAO yall have fun stay safe!!

stocke Listen once you cross a certain point it's here be fucking dragons territory out there

love_letters CAMPING trip and I won't lie, I will be parked right in front of the camp fire just gargoyling on the stones

This is where I live

something something in the Fire and the Flames

rileyboi THANKS MAN AND Terry and I were just talking and I swear to fuck I SWEAR

fhdsiugh i can imagine that

Terry: "If you see another bear you're going to strangle it with your bare hands."
Me: "My bear hands huh."

I'm just asking for a single snake here

Hgffhdf

I don't care if it's a Dekay's brown snake just

I'm begging here

Help I'm on my phone and your plurk gave me this ad

Oh man I hope you guys do find a snake! All I encounter are garter snakes on the trails (Wishing to see a Hognose some day! Hoggies are awesome)

sbgkjggs FUCK FUCK I almost choked IT KNOWS

Yeah I think both times I've seen snakes it was garters! They're very cute
(Tony, suffering because he was slightly ahead or slightly behind and it was gone by the time he got there)

Bear is about to walk into these hands if I miss out on seeing a snake again I swear to christ

EVERY TIME ...

it's not just once, not just twice

and GOD I WOULD love to see a hognose in the wild. We get them here and they're a protected species of hognose and they're so fucking cool looking

They really are :') Little shoe strings Garters are, but still Hoggies, they're dramatic little guys and awesomely so. Oh man that's super awesome though! We have the Eastern Hognoses over here, I love them to bits X3

just going to bring my snake hook and wave it around

SAME we got the Easterns here. Never seen one in person but they're cool as shit

Same :'D Just I love their play dead pose they do, just top level of cartoonish proportions

more reason to cannonball into texas, i can’t take two steps without a snake being like: sup girl. they are loving the weather this week

may you see a noodle

Dolly_Mancer THEY'RE SERIOUSLY JUST the most dramatic fucking snakes. Oh ya looked at me wrong? GUESS I'M DEAD. Oh, you're flipping me over to make sure? LET ME flip back around to prove that I'm dead

Or just flaring up their hood and doing that stupid nose rattling hiss that they do like I'M TERRIFYING be afraid of me

You're a shoelace with an attitude, calm down

I love them

Same XD Plus and I don't know what it is about their little hoods, but they just make me think of pancakes. Clearly they are the scariest of scary pancakes ever X3 Just I love them so much

accessories SLAPS HANDS DOWN I AM THERE hot heat? Snakes? An excuse to buy more boots? Also y'know there's some cool people I know down there. Just my goth ass coming out of the bushes with a bunch of snakes in hand

Don't worry about it

lightdrizzel FINGERS CROSSED MAN I always like. Show up 5 minutes before or after a snake shows up just

first of all, rude. Second of all, this is a disservice to me specifically. I just remember biking and the bear showed up and it was cool, don't get me wrong

I mean fuck I had to go to Florida for work and I didn't see a single fucking snake

In Florida, of all fucking places

LOL good luck