So we have bird feeders right

And we have bears right

So we bring the bird feeders in at night so the bears don't get them

It is thunderstorming out so I said I'll grab the feeders once it stops storming

My dad's logic: But then you'll be eaten by a bear

Also my dad's logic: Brody might need to go out to pee tonight so you'll have to watch him so he doesn't run off during the storm

I tell him I'm not going out while there's thunder and lightning. That's dumb

Dad's logic: Just take an umbrella. Lightning can't get you when you have an umbrella

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LOUD I LAUGHED

I told him he can get the feeders with his anti-lightning umbrella

To which he huffed and walked away but lol

It's only okay if I'm out in the storm for the feeders and it's only okay if I'm outside with bears so long as the dog needs to pee