I’m enjoying the colon I was born with. Well, not so much “enjoying” it, but I’ve grown accustomed to it being there and taking exactly that much space in my abdomen. And I swear I will kill myself before allowing any medical butchers to remove any portion of my colon. No semicolon for me, thank you.
I love semicolons, and I use them quite a lot. Some of their uses do take some getting used to, though. It's not always self-evident when it's a better choice than a period.