It was a bit windy this morning and one of our trees fell into the road

Don't worry, there's about 50 more trees so 1is not a major loss but lmao

In less than 5 MINUTES three neighbors and my dad were in the road with chainsaws

1 neighbor's chainsaw didn't work, but still. That tree was hacked and scooted to the road side in less than 10 minutes lol

And my dad was like "I guess I'll split the firewood with the ones who helped"

No one in this neighborhood needs more firewood, I assure you

Needless to say, despite the offer of free firewood, the entirety of the tree is still on the road side.

My dad now wants to slice the pieces thinner so he can use it for an art project in his garden