it's true. wild hippos are very ornery for no real reason lol

I'm pretty sure a full grown hippo is too big to be preyed on by anything

they'll just fuck you up because they're having a bad day and now you are too

they have giant fuck off tusks for simply the purpose of killing things too lol

and maybe males fighting for territory or something

not to eat! just to fight!

there are great videos of people throwing whole watermelons or cabbages into a hippos mouth and they just CRONCH like it's nothing

destroyed in one bite

XD KEITH PLS