Mother is becoming increasingly concerned that we're psychopaths because she saw somewhere that psychopaths fill ice trays one block at a time where normal people just use the middle of the tray to evenly distribute water.
And we both do the one-at-a-time thing.
I was pretty sure I'm a psycho anyway
also she's DDS so this checks out
And we both do the one-at-a-time thing.
I was pretty sure I'm a psycho anyway
finally something new i can add to my resume and fb profile
chaosghost: possible! maybe i just didn't recognize that it's one of the symptoms 
OH! One other thing is that we chop the butter bar from the front instead of sliding off the top since that's apparently how normal people take butter for their bread
apparently treating butter like sliced bread is psychopathic???
so organized = immediate psychopath diagnosis? lolll
This is what she gets for doomscrolling Facebook. Boomer brainrot fr fr ong no cap
throws up a little
madugongmaria: wait you do the same thing too?
...I'm not sure if that proves or disproves the psycho allegations
...I'm not sure if that proves or disproves the psycho allegations
madugongmaria: "something new i can add to my resume and fb profile"?
Special Skill: Evenly filling ice trays with water.
Special Skill: Evenly filling ice trays with water.
Dad chimed in saying he fills one side and tilts it to make it even.
I'm pretty sure that's more of a psycho indicator than anything else
I'm pretty sure that's more of a psycho indicator than anything else
chaosghost: how about for us people who don't use ice trays? 
if you're thinking and classifying psychosis using ice trays, maybe that's what makes it psycho? XD
if you're thinking and classifying psychosis using ice trays, maybe that's what makes it psycho? XD
re: ice and butter, yes i do the same thing it just feels weird not to?
it just feels weird not to?
ukifuneritsu: and neatly getting butter from the edge of the block xD
ukifuneritsu: I have long dismissed anything social media says is an indicator of anything for as long as buzzfeed has existed so it's all just in good fun
also who doesn't use ice trays? Rich people who have those fancy fridges with ice cube makers I suppose
chaosghost: another way of making ice tray is fillign water with plastic bags and freezing them overnight.
most sari-sari stores who don't sell tube ice use that method. xD
most sari-sari stores who don't sell tube ice use that method. xD
I'm too burgis to think of that method oh shit
We use "plastic ng yelo" to make ice. Those ice thingies that are usually sold for 5PhP each.
And my mom just cuts off butter from the edge while I scrape off the top (since that makes the butter easier to spread).
And my mom just cuts off butter from the edge while I scrape off the top (since that makes the butter easier to spread).
faramond: So is your mom a psychopath.
Also are you not a psychopath. We need a larger sample size for this hypothesis
Also are you not a psychopath. We need a larger sample size for this hypothesis
holy shit. no wonder she's too good with politicians!
pero eto ang totoong psychopath: those who bite off the long edge of a kitkat bar, without even cutting/breaking off the entire thing into two.
I shudder imagining someone doing that.
I shudder imagining someone doing that.
faramond: Why would I break it into two when it's all going inside my mouth anyway. That's just extra steps for no reason XD
I would break it into two to "lengthen the pleasure time"
if it's the 2stick kitkat i'll bite it as is. if it's 4pc i separate it
2 stick kitkat? i sometimes would just bite off the short end. never off the long end.
pretty diabolical to bite it crosswise omg
madugongmaria: there's nothing wrong with biting iit crosswise! too much hasssle if i'm the only one eating it!
ukifuneritsu: but but!!!
no but isnt it messy, like the chocolate will stick to the edges of the mouth? and then the smaller end pcs might just fall off?
ugh i don't know if i can tolerate it
no but isnt it messy, like the chocolate will stick to the edges of the mouth? and then the smaller end pcs might just fall off?
ugh i don't know if i can tolerate it
I'm still not sure if we're all just psychopaths after all
What's this talk about being psychopaths and eating Kitkat?
I waterfall mine from the first two blocks. I think thats normal.
Though sometimes I also do the one block thing to even out everything. Precision.
Though sometimes I also do the one block thing to even out everything. Precision.
And I thought filling the ice tray one block at a time is normal.
the P in plurk apparently stands for psychopath with how many we are 
chaosghost: soo...P-Lurk? Pyschopaths-lurk?
ukifuneritsu: that somehow checks out