up at 4:30 again today. let me die

we’ve been in tantrum town all morning bc he’s tired and it’s like my guy. my dude

we’re going to make it

Claire

not a single thought in her head

the future

sounds great

perfect cat loaf also

good animals and good drawing

this is the most ive seen of claire despite living multiple days in your house

maybe you’ll see her this time

lil ninja

I thought you guys should know that "this is developmentally appropriate" has started giving way to a new catchphrase

which is "we all make choices"

if you have chosen to throw your red car and Dad has picked it up and taken it away, your red car is gone for the time being. we all make choices

sounds like this new phrase is developmentally approp

Yep, good phrase.

bruised the absolute fuck out of my thumb this morning

ow damn

jeez

cautionary tale against opening air wick diffuser capsules

well Callen got sent home sick for diarrhea and now our weak pathetic child is running around at full power on a day we need to work and also pack for our trip tomorrow

though I will say I’m hugely relieved he’s not actually sick because we are taking him on an airplane in 36 hours

also god. more faire drama. lmao

it's actually kind of the same faire drama but now in article form. the same people sniping at each other

I believe them, is the thing, I believe all this stuff happened and that everyone is correct, and I kind of think everyone involved is an asshole. I just want to go sing my little songs with my little music friends

being an idiot bard is the best life sometimes tbh

Oh boy

A Ren Faire Nightmare?

this article is specifically funny because the two main focii of it fucking hate each other, but being on Team Joy I have to say I believe what they're saying

Oh this part is so yikes lol
Two board members each earned six-figure salaries in 2023, the last year for which records are available—and that’s not accounting for the joint $300,000 consulting fee they paid themselves, according to tax records.

Me: I mean a 6 figure salary in the pnw is not unreasona— oh

yeah lol

tracy's "walmart people" comment also. but this is operating under the assumption we didn't all already know she was a piece of shit

tracy being evil is the worst kept secret in WMRF

God this all sucks