the only clowns i accept

i have impulse bought an omelette this morning it is on its way lol

>i don't like egg
>if you put enough meat and veg into egg i will eat egg

what is egg but a binding agent for better foods

til my work laptop has a built in shutter for the webcam so i don't have to put a piece of tape over it anymore lmao

but it also meant i was 10 minutes late for my meeting because i couldn't figure out what was wrong with it

eggs were good but the potatoes that came with them were bad but that's fine

watching double or nothing while i try to get some work done today lmao

no plot just slams

i feel the same about egg... solidarity... you're valid

frooting: you get me lmao

the worst thing I can think of is a plain fried egg

please god no...

or a hardboiled egg
or a deviled egg
blegh

egg sandwich though? premium.......

with some leaf on it... spicy mayo... avocado...

now i'm hungry

lmaoooo

well yeah you have wrapped that egg in something it's glue to hold the bread together

LMDLAMDLL IT'S TRUUUE

oh god I did so much work today lmao

but I got to send off two status reports like
remember when I said I was gonna send you images? I FINISHED THE WHOLE DRAFT INSTEAD

(the draft is 33 pages rip)

tbh I did not write all of them today but I added like two new sections and they had to fit the style guide

need food, pirates, then inbox in that order

slept horribly because i think coming downstairs to "hey we're trying out different kinds of evaporative coolers to help cool the upstairs so we'll buy one you like" was unsubtle code for "we won't run the aircon or even run the fan at night at all"

so despite sleeping with a fan blowing directly on me i kept waking up because it was impossible to ever get comfortable because it is TOO HOT because occasionally the nights are just weirdly muggy when they normally aren't

see: nights a swamp cooler won't touch even if you ran one because it's too humid

i already have one that they gave me when i moved here
i wouldn't object to a new one but the ones they are looking at are worse because they are down on the floor which does nothing for me i already have a floor fan

ok feeling the "slept badly and then i had to get out of bed quickly for a meeting" crash

i painted my nails today and finally tried out the matte top coat

MAN

IT'S SO GOOD

black matte is what high school mall goth min wanted in 2003

it was also just need watching it activate when it cured because of course it goes on shiny

SCIENCE

my roommate's kitten keeps coming in my room which is not as adorable as it sounds

this room isn't kitten proofed so it causes me a lot of stress!!

i'm like.... if i go out now will he come in here and destroy something

and/or make himself sick eating something he shouldn't

miso doesn't climb shelves that's why stuff is where it is and she doesn't eat random shit

there is a guy in one of my discords who posts a picture of the like protein breakfast he eats which is some kind of yogurt and protein powder

just a picture a day labelled "slop"

and he has to eat that forever now it's important

work meetings

i love it when someone sits me down to tell me things i already know (i took notes last time)

i need to stop ordering delivery...

or should at least order delivery that i can't just go pickup myself lmao

but i want to power through some work so i can have free time tonight