[Star Wars | Stupid] So Anakin Skywalker was a bit of a mechanic, right? He built his own podracer out of junk, he built his own protocol droid out of junk, these examples are all from his youth but I’m sure that that didn’t, like, go away as he got older.
Do you think Darth Vader ever got the tinkering urge
Some poor Imperial mechanic reports for duty only to get jumpscared by Lord Vader rolling out from underneath his own shuttle
“I detected an unusual whine from the thrusters during our previous voyage. As I suspected, the control unit was faulty. I have replaced it.” Full James Earl Jones voice and everything
God I hope so.
He thinks “nobody is ever going to fucking believe me about this” but then it turns out just about everyone in the motor pool has a similar story
They all actually like him; he’s willing to get his hands dirty unlike most of the posh bastards in command.
“Look, sure ya don’t want to get on his bad side, but have you ever seen him choke out an enlisted man? That’s reserved for the officers, innit.”
Oh, I like this. 