Lucikly not holed so I don't have to start over (I cannot say that about much else I started before election)

I love how hardcore they are about the accent but yeah legit. It drives Kyle bananas. My grandparents are born and raised in Rhode Island, and lived in MA and traveled to Maine/NH/VT (nsm CT none of my family is there, RANDOMLY) and just

What is this R cosonent you speak of?

ftr

lmao

WITHOUT FAIL

CC: No memory holes here /skips along cheerfully
/instantly trips into one

I really love this writer /chinhands

holy shit

lol Robbie is like that with my hoodies and orange travel duffle

Is there a Murder She Wrote episode like this or am I hallucinating? moosechangerpat & anyone else who might remember

lmfao

roflmao IDK if it's just the intro was INTRO-Y or it's legitimately 15 times funnier/better now but YES GOOD

Making me think of Melania

Nice ((she said the servants were like squirrels in the wall, you know they're there, the signs are there, but can't prove it and haven't seen them directly))

This is going to be so much fun to film

lol

lmfao

kopperhed I finally remembereed when I started doing this style of snippets of books/quotes. Hilariously enough??????? Girl Scouts. There was a badge I wanted and you had to just take the funniest quotes you could find and save them and I was like " weird." but then it came in so handy for essays and my thesis papers and then now it's a whole

~medium~

lol

Why she reminds me of (honorary) Aunt

I love these two uses of adjectives/similes -- the first because it also reveals MC's emotional state even though she's normally so tightly controlled she doesn't reveal it on purpose etc. and never through actions/words so it was a really clever way to insert it

the 2nd also about MC's characterization -- she's a NYer economics girl, of course the first thought is MONEEEEY (like the old Native American story about the boy from the reservation instantly finding the cricket in the potted plant and his friend was like "wow that's amazing!"

And he was like "no, it's just about priorties, watch this" and dumped a bunch of coins from his pocket on the sidewalk and without fail, TONS of the passerby's heard, and stopped to make sure it wasn't their own pockets)

for a moment I thought she meant she was doing his homework and I was like "That doesn't seem ethical but do you--" and then remembered RIGHT LAUNDRY hahaha >>; yes << that's fair

Nice

hehe

She was talking about her life before economics and of poverty etc.

roflmao SO SO MANY COMMENTS 1 -- nnooooooope home repair aint' easy at aaaaaaaaaaallllllllll I've learned that progressively every day of my life and I just surrendered awhile back and said there were things I knew I could do (which confidence can help) and many many where you just surrender and go "I have no fucking

clue"

2) I love that she imagines this woman is baking traditional pies and the truth is nah, going MOTORCYCLING WOO

lmfao I was half expecting a real thing like it combined BBQ and honey mustard so I'm glad it said it was figurative FIRST

I was just thinking this might be too expensive for a pilot and might be easier to start somewhere later for obvious reasons

THOUGH TBF I haven't the vaguest idea what the future will look like in 1 year nevermind 10

I feel like my Mom must have felt the same away about my abusive sibling as Sadie's Mom fff

hmmmm

lol I just thought it was a native thing vs. white people thing (silence = peaceful and nice, but "white people" feel the need to fill the silence etc.) but it makes more sense for it to be a NYC thing

/slow nod

This is such fun timing with kyle finishing Watership Down and I need to call Mom tomorrow and ask her about this part

this too very Mom

hahahahahah holy shit

Giving condolences to Janet (one of the victims' daughters)

90% sure Hedda did the first stab and Janet finished him off :V

I want one of those seals

exxxxxxaaaaactly

lmfao

CONNECT THE DOTS /shakes Jacobia

fiiiiiiiiiiiishing

hmmmm

but hes a;so in love with my main suspect lol

/quiet hum

yikes

/MENTALLY SCREAMING ABOUT THE DOG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/sobs!!!

Listen I have one -- okay fifteen weaknesses BUT IN LITERATURE MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS CUTE ANIMALS IN DANGER AND SUFFERING I CAN'T TAKE ITTTTTTTTT MUST SAAAAAVE

bunnies, kitties, tigers, doggos, wolves, bears, turtles, I will just lose my fucking mind.

Anytime now Jacobia.

Or maybe I'm just way more vengeful >> If someone had purposely given me CFIDS (other than God to protect others, and even then you should see how my relationship with God is not always as friendly as it should be....) murder would only be the nice relief after much torture :VVV Just saying

/screams into knuckles/ come on already

- why it's going to the feds

related to modern things too

hmmm

/snort

fff