(This is the one I got for the Incorrect Quotes XD)
Greed: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Catrina: And?
Greed: And you are.

Okay this is technically a correct quote that would get Greed shoved off his balcony but still:
Greed: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Michael: Nope, there's 26.
Greed: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Michael: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Greed: You'll get the D later

Greed: Thank God you were there. Michael. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Michael: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Greed: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.

Greed: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Ari:
Greed:
Ari: ...Please, go back to bed.

God, pointing a camera at Greed: There they are, our sweet baby.
Greed, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Greed: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.
God: You’re an American treasure.

Ruby: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Greed: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

accessories FUCK ALL OF THESE ARE SO FUCKING PERFECT and the first one would totally be worth it

Greed splayed out in the courtyard of the Heaven hotel in a him-sized hole just lighting up a cigarette, grinning.

Dolly_Mancer sjdjdj aww AWWW listen he always prefers the weird ones. King of the Freaks and the Monsters here

MillisaK djskdjdj FUCK 2am thoughts with your resident Sin Incarnate

lightdrizzel AND THIS is why Greed shouldn't be allowed around kids. Rob an ATM, break someone's bones. IT'S FINE...

theavarice: Yay :'D My absolute creature of a bard finally found someone that'll accept her horrid gremlin antics