Yohaji Plurk, finally
I'm here for my not boyfriend/babyboy Principal
and also Seimei that will appear 5416581445674 years because I am a Seimei stan
OH BABY BOY
hola
YAY
THESE KIDS ARE SO NOSY
my man that i won't see for awhile
he's so pathetic
CRACKLE
tBH
I ALSO LIKE SAILOR UNIFORMS
SO I UNDERSTAND HARUAKI
I GET YOU
SAILOR UNIFORM IS JUSTICE
oh what a mood
HARUAKI STAY STRONG
FIGHTING
Haruaki is the most pathetic human(?) being in earth and we love him for it 
ironykills: my little pookie son 
I don't know what I love more: that Seimei's reincarnation can be bribed with Sailor Uniforms, or that Douman absolutely does bribe him by paying him in Sailor Uniforms >3c
WHY NOT BOTH
oh I love Miki so far
shuten douji types are always
SIGHS DEEPLY
GOD I LOVE SANO SO MUCH
WHACHU GOT FOR YOUR CAN OF WORMS BUDDY
ah of course you dyed your hair blonde
I SEE
go LED
oh they are so dumb
There's actually some deep reasons for Sano being the way he is, but I'm not gonna spoil anything. Just enjoy the tanuki-terrors and his sadistic fun!
they're all dumb and we love em for it <3
and Miki is great!
wait till you meet the rest of his family, it's a RiDe
REST OF HIS FAMILY WHAT
HATANAKA YOU'RE MARRIED?!!?
baby
it's the cooler haruaki
YOU CAN DRIVE!?!?
MOM IS SO CUTE
BROTHER EVEN AS A BABY
ok this stupid brother is getting to me
cease
hello welcome to "oh wow star you're so weak and pathetic to bad boys"
yes
i am but a simple lass who likes hot guys
with attitudes
but i know about him
sh
so i won't fall
but GOOD LOOKING IS GOOD LOOKING
HARU WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CUNTY HERE???
omg it's my man dazai showing up
YOU ALREADY HAVE 3 LITTLE MONSTERS WHY ARE YOU GETTING A 4TH ONE
this is a balance of funny teens and pains as an adult humor
WHY IS YOUR MASTER A WHALE??
YOU'RE A KAPPA
HELLO??
being the straightman comes with strong will power
THAT'S SO EVIL
WHY ARE THE ADULTS SUFFERING
I CAN'T BREATH
miki dont' get rizz
Look at that smile behind his mask's mouth. He's clearly enjoying himself here >)
Poor Hijitan got shot down! 
NOT MY SON SANO
Haruaki broke
UGYAAARRRRAGGHHAAAYYAAAAA!!!
THIS IS SO FUNNY
Tamamo is the goodest boy, even if he's a cat
this is my type of humor
NOOOO MOMOYAMAAAAAA
BUT AT LEAST SANO IS A GENTLMENT
who took mame
WITH A FACE LIKE THAT MIKI????
oh
you're traumatized
you're valid, please have a nice day
I see you met Douman's bf
ironykills: but douman is my bf
it's okay
let's see if he can become my bf too--
EVEN YOUR BF IS TELLING YOU YOU CAN'T GET OVER YOUR EX
"But it's okay to kick them?"
shhhh, it's not true if he keeps denying it
and he can have many bfs! or so I say in rp and dreamland 
Date my Seimei I keep saying as I take 103829272 years
...and that makes you still faster than his own Seimei
WHO ARE YOU
CUTE
OK SANO WHO IS YOUR BROTHER
HE'S PRETTY HOT
I WANT TO WIN THE LOTTERY TOO
that doesn't sound too bad tho
it's literally the "if you don't love me at my cutest, you don't love me at my hottest"
WAKA?!!?!?
YOU A MAFIA BOY1?!?
haruaki you're such a good boy
AND A GOOD TEACHER
FRIENDSHIP WITH YOUR FELLOW TEACHERS
oh we meet again so soon oniichan
OH I SEE
ah always ebisu
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EACH TIME I MEET A FUCKED UP EBISU, I'LL HAVE 2 NICKEL;S
he's a naughty shrimp in this one~
by the way, can you guess which god Sano's most likely, if you look at his name and being Ebisu's bro? :3
he's the opposite of ebisu so god of misfortune basically
UNLESS THEY PULL A PLOT TWIST ON ME
AND TELL ME OTHERWISE
EVEN THO SANO TOLD US CHAPTER ONE??
WAGA SEIMEI
I'm not going to lie, I been invested in men/women over 10 meters tall....
RINTAROU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
oh nvm
we gucci now
THAT'S YOUR WIFE!?!?
YOU'RE RINTAROU'S BROTHER IN LAW!?!?
BRO GOOD FOR YOU
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!???
SEIMEI????
WHAT A STRANGE TURN OF FATE
YOU ARE HERE???
ok, I'll stop here for today
Told ya that you'd like the rest of his family ;p
can't believe the mom ate haruaki two times
And I'm not gonna spoil anything about the gods, esp since one thing is just a fan theory (though it makes a lot of sense in many ways)
i'm just here for the vibes, not the lore aldkjoe
but we'll see
anything for seimei
Lol WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE SO FAR
Come in for the silly, stay for the heartwarming and strap in for the gut punching when things DO get serious~
TIME TO FORGET MY UNCOMFORTABLE EXPERIENCE AT WORK AND READ MORE PATHETIC HARUAKI
if cute, why sussy
ladies please
WHAT IS THIS REACTION??
DID YOU GUYS NOT SEE EACH OTHER FOR YEARS OR WHAT??
but then again, sano hasn't been going home recently
POOKIE NO
bro i wish i can do that
we sure do love bro cons
CHILL THERE DR
EBISU WASN'T BORN TWISTED??
baby
oh date
the yaoi strong
his home screen with his homies
seimei honey
HE'S GETTING SO GOOD AT BEING A TEACHER
DR.TAKAHASHI IS SO INSANE, I LOVE HIM
i love insane people
is this a dream?
ABE SENSEIIIII
IS IT TIME TO FINALLY LEARN ABOUT YOU??
I love Seimeis
you give me any seimei variant and i will love them to death
why do you look evil ( when is seimei not evil )
can you tell the 3/4 Lords to chill the calm down
it's my man's exboyfriend that is my boyfriend
gambling is important
WHICH IS WHY GIL CR WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE MAN IS A WALKING JACKPOT
my cuties
OH THEY'RE SO CUTE
i thought you were dead but you were actually just being unemployed
ok I MUST STOP HERE
maybe I'll read more tomorrow thinks or read when i get home
I LOVE YOU SEIMEI
boys
CUTE
STOP LYING
LOOK AT THAT FACE
YOU WOULD NOT MAKE THAT FACE IF IT WASN'T TRUE
brocons can sense one another
WHAT IF I CRIED INSTEAD
O you hate him
WHAT
I see you got to all the good parts 
I'M SO EMOTIONAL
I LOVE MARRIED COUPLES
my pet theory is that something happened that lead Douman either to indirectly or directly cause Seimei's dead, but not in the coldblooded murder way he keeps claiming that it happened as
Seimei playing 5D chess with everybody
you sure it's not 7D chess by now? XD
but yessss, Izuna and Ibara are so good-!
seimei matchmake suzaku up
hands off Douman like a cat before he goes do his stupid thing and die over it
seimei: take my ex-bf as I get killed off by somebody not douman
sadly the story is still stingy about what really happened and why Suzaku hates Seimei now
the latest chapter gave me some ideas, but I don't want to spoiler you
I'M GETTING THERE!!!
KAI!?!?
GAY RIGHTS IN MY MANGA
I can't believe I got yaoi on the side
pookie needs to be lead onto the path of "good"
HE'S JUST A PSYCOPATH
HE BECAME A VET!!
HE FOUND HIMSELF A MAN I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BABYBOY!!!
that whole arc ended so wholesome, it made me cry ;w;
ironykills: everything connects and i'm just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yohaji is also awfully good at including some queer characters in such goods 'that's just who they are' ways >>> points at Fuji-kun
I LOVE FUJI-KUN UGH
yup! all the little rando breadcrumbs in the silly chapters aren't just there for fun and it's /chef's kiss
WHAT IF I CRIED INSTEAD
jumpscared by a wild seimei
the differences between him and his reincarnation will never be not funny to me
WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL DOUMAN!??!!
more historical figures
FINALLY FOX
I CAUGHT UP
AGGGHHH
you binged it so fast!
I am a fast reader adlkeo
now I can scream to you about yohaji on discord without having to worry about spoilers :3
YES
NOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
time to collect seimei art
as expected of me, i come out with a seimei muse for a guy that doesn't even do anything
yesssssss 
lol Seimei's just sussy as hell
that's how I love all of my seimeis
sussy and owning Douman hard, I see >>
i appear as a ghost!seimei to haunt douman in his dreams
such tragic yaoi
each time Douman thinks that he's finally over him
it's the yandere tactics
don't be eviler than the supposed evil one, you!
I CAN'T HELP IT
LOOK AT THIS TACTIC
SOME MORE
don't make him sick your own crow on you!!
STARES AT MY LIFE CHOICES