And then he declares he likes his women thicc as fuck like I didn't know this but also me: "I am not fat :|||||" my 180 degrees of "OH SHIT DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?!?!" and then just small urge to strangle him

https://www.kobo.com/... I feel like he has to read this now

handsoplenty I have also been itching to ask you about it

Out of nowhere it's like "the coven trio are super fucking thick really into donuts, cookies, and wear plus size super curvy girl lingerie" and I was like "??????????? well that's out of nowhere." and Kyle tried to justify it insistently

Ask me about it?

about what?

The book

I need a completely different perspective from my own to articulate

Also it's funny because I'm still adjusting to [x] and my teacher is how do I say this.... I want to say "just vibing for now" wrt magic etc.

I mean I haven't read it but it looks interesting

lmfao the SECOND I send that text

Every time

But yeah it throws me that they talk about the women all being plus-size etc.

that is cuute :3

hahaha holy shit I read that as fornication not fortification at first. THAT IS ON ME

It is hot, I have the window open (so I don't die from mice)

so no AC

>>

/giant sweatdrop

Thick girls are life

Ilu

(She didn't when i made the big reveal last night)

hahahaha

I went from pathetic all "BABY NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A FUCK UP I WILL DO BETTER D: D: D:" to "Wow it's a good thing I'm not there in person to strangle this sunnova-"

I wanted to weight lift today but I have to go to doctor's tomorrow

I am sufficiently bribed with ice cream and books at least

Babe babe He's officially a boobs man and that means Lene is all butt (not his type)

Oh Lene

I like the trend of non-woobie suuuuuuuuuuuper old (ancient af) men and the uh magical girls that are like "teach me senpai~~~" (CC that's just Lilith & Satan trope x infinity -- yeah I know, that's why I like it fight me)

handsoplenty might like -- very Terry Pratchett

l m f a o

pfft